Me: Thanks for buying 50 Shades of Grey for me Johnny
Johnny: No problem but the lady looked at me weird when I did
Me: Because you're a guy buying a BDSM chick flick *Starts film*
*After film*
Johnny:.........Kuko?
Me: *Tosses pillow across the room screaming*
Johnny: No No No No No! Don't scream!
Cassie: *Walks in* Yo what's going on
Johnny: We just watched 50 Shades of Grey
Cassie:......*Walks out*
