Me: You need a ride?
Johnny: Suuuuuure
Me: Ok *Gets keys to road roller and hops in* Get in
Johnny:.....*Gets in akwardly*
Me: *Starts road roller* Hang on
Johnny:.....
Me: *Starts driving at 79mph* WRYYYYYYN!
Johnny: (HOLY CRAP WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS?!)
*1 hour later*
Me: We're here~
Johnny: *Slowly gets off* I feel sick
Me: Everyone does when they first ride
Johnny: *Pukes*
Me: There there
