Me: Erron! Erron! What do you think aboot my shirt? *Takes off jacket to reveal a Doge shirt from the men's section*
Erron: The color brings out your boobs...
Me: What?! *Covers boobs with one arm and uses the other to slap him*
Erron: I meant eyes! I meant "The color brings out your eyes"
Me: Su~re!
