Me: You know the Kuy teav (Phở) is authentic when the bowl burned your hand
Josh: Really?
Me: Yeah. Why do you think my hand is covered in toothpaste?
Josh:....Because you were brushing your teeth
Me: You wait 30 minutes after you eat because eating softens your enamel
Josh: How do you know all this?
Me: I'm Asian. It's what we do.
