(Insertsomeonesusername): Can you give us your best Kogal impression?
Me: *Clears throat* Kogals of Japan don't murder me prease. *Turns voice into a falsetto* Her boyfriend is an ikemen who is naturally chō-kawaii. She, meanwhile, will gyaru-yatte by buying her gyaru-fuku at a gyaru-kei shoppu thereby gyaru-do appu no tame ni, unless of course she simply cannot find anything that isn't chō maji de mukatsuku. In a land obsessed with self-sacrifice and group identity, the gals proclaim, biba jibun! *Does a high pitch giggle*
Jin: *Who had walked in the middle of my rant, Stares at me* Dafuq are you doing?
Me:......Nothing......just practicing my Kogal voice...
Jin: *Slowly backs away*
