Me: What do think of my new red hoodie
Scorpion: You have at least 4,000 hoodies. Also you look like Little Red Riding Hood
Me: Really?
Scorpion: *Hugs from behind*......*Lifts hoodie and shirt*
Me: *Stabs hand with fork*
Scorpion: Ow! MOTHER-
Me: Not today beyotch!
