Chapter 10 - Forest Hijinks

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Paddy awoke to a familiar sight. That no good bin man from earlier. He was also walking off with his treasured possession, the lamp.

"ah here fella, what are ya doing!"

He simply clicked on his card, and the lamp returned to its rightful owner.

"You're done for now Paddy! I've been farming goblins all day, my moth magic is stronger than your 'Nigga Lamp' for sure!" while bringing out a swarm of moths from out of his pockets.

"i wouldnt think so lad, im after getting some good stuff myself like."

The man was visibly enraged by Paddy's statement.

"Oh really? We'll hope it'll help you against these! Moth mines!!!"

Small brown dots placed on the trees all around them exploded, and hundreds of baby moths hurdled towards Paddy at once. The bin man commanded the moths to go after Paddy with his hands, and he was completely lost under a huge swarm of them.

He could barely hear the man laughing from outside the swarm.

"-I'd like to see you get out of this one!"

He barely heard the ending of his sentence.

"ah lad, ill show that cunt. lighthouse!"

The moths exploded outwards in different directions, bolting away from the figure that had just spawned under them. From the initial blast of light that had come out when he was summoned, it sent both the man and his moths away  from Paddy.

"Impressive and all, but I don't see how statue will save you now!"

Just as the moths dove in for a second attack, the lamp being became alive like it was earlier, and swatted the moths away with its big lamp pole. The man was pretty much steaming with rage at this point, witnessing what the lamp could do. Every attack sent was batted away with ease by the lamp goliath.

"This isn't fair!!! That ability belongs to me!!!"

Out of no where though, the rather big moth beside the man had begun to grow, and instantly went on the attack against 'Lighthouse'.

The clash was intense, it was like a game of tug of war, no side gaining one advantage over the other, both on equal footing with each other.

Paddy took advantage of the huge mesmerising clash, and snuck up behind the man.

*BANG*

He had hooked the man in the jaw, and watched him tumble over on to this back.

"here fella, i know if your fella beats my fella, then youll make it beat the living daylights out of me."

The man responded up into a fighting position, a peculiar boxing stance.

"i may be old and grey, but ive still got a bit of scrap in me."

A punch directed at his face was dodged, which allowed Paddy to respond with a hit on his ribs. The man gave up and grabbed on to his jacket.

"ah feck, thats foul play!"

But before he could get ahold of himself, he was thrown on to the ground, and was kicked a few times by the man. Just as he was going to receive more severe damage, the wind the big moth produced from the other battle going on sent them both flying.

Paddy took advantage and jumped on to his back, but was met with a sharp pain in his leg.

"jaysus, youre one dirty fucker!"

He received a wound to his thigh, which had the knife still stuck in it.

"I don't care about a fair match! I'm here for that lamp and I don't care what cruel means I need to get it!" Surrender now and I'll put an end to you quickly!"

"well, i dont think youll be doing that now lad."

Paddy pointed at the now defeated moth, and the lamp entity that was now approaching his opponent. The man said this and tried to run, but was a bit hazy from the punch he had received earlier.

Paddy was over the moon, with a big grin forming on his face.

"get him ya good thing!"

But as soon as he shouted this, almost like karma itself, cracks of light formed all over the lamp, and it turned into nothing but dust and particles of light. The normal lamp appeared on the floor where the being had dissipated.

"ah, well fuck!"

Paddy began to limp away with the man still on his tail, both affected by their injuries. They were about the same in regards to their speed, leading to a very uneventful chase.




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