Nigga Lamp - Remastered

Chapter 16 - Whiteout

"ah lads wha tha fook..."

Paddy awoke in the carriage, with straw underneath his head.

"Paddy, you're awake!"

"yeah i am miss.. here what happened with that fella earlier?"

"You mean days ago?"

"really?"

"Yeah. As for him..."

They both stared at a peculiar long box beside them.

"LET ME OUT!!!"

...

"Yeah, it was troubling to restrain him, say the least... luckily the others came back in time-"

"WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I AM GOING TO RIP YOU ALL LIMB FROM LIMB, YOU HEAR ME?"

"jaysus, why did ya bring him with us"

"Wasn't my idea..."

"YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING OFF EASY!!!"

"here fella, what do ya want anyways like"

"I WANT TO KILL YOU AND THE REST OF YOU MAGIC USING SCUM!!!"

"atleast tell me your name lad, youre lethal out"

"MY NAME IS FEARED ACROSS THE LAND!!! IN MY ORGANISATION, I AM ONE OF THE TOP MEMBERS!!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPEAKING TO A BIG SHOT LIKE ME!!!"

"We did put some food and water in with him... well, we aren't completely evil to lock him in there with nothing."

"right so, where are we now?"

"DON'T IGNORE ME!!!"

"Well, take a look for yourself."

Paddy peaked out between the front of the carriage, and saw the grasslands he knew all too well.

"You're finally awake, hm?"

"well we can hear them in the back like"

"You're right Paddy. Other Paddy, make yourself useful and get some juice out of that guy."

"where tha fook would he get juice out of miss ya dope"

"Oh my god... I mean info. You know what I mean, idiot."

"STOP IGNORING ME!!!"

"was i really asleep for tha long was i missus?"

"Yeah. Around 3 days if you're curious. I took care if you though, don't worry."

"ah no bother... wait, what do ya mean by that?"

"Well, every person, asleep or not, can't just hold their bodily functions for more than 3 days-"

"alright alright i get ya, moving on-"

"Claus. My name is Claus."

"Your name is Claus? I think I've heard of you somewhere before-"

"SO YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORING ME? YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, ONCE I'M FREE!!!"

"Will you stop cutting off everyone, it's getting annoying now. Anyways, Paddy, you might want to check out this."

"wha?"

She handed him back his adventurers card, and a big red alert was plastered all over the back of it.

"When you were out, we saw it flashing in your pocket. From what it says, they are building up an army from all the adventurers. Must be serious if this alert has supposedly gone out to everyone..."

"so we are going to meet up with all these fellas?"

After he said this, the carriage began to slow down before coming to a stop entirely.

"Well, if we look outside, that might answer your question..."

Paddy and Amy both looked outside, and saw in front of them a wide collection of adventurers, the gathering was huge, the amount of people here looked to be about 600 right now, and with all the horses and transport coming in, it wasn't slowing down.

"jaysus, why did we do this, sure we dont have to fight at all like."

"Blame Aurora, not me..."

"well... actually, ive been wondering, whats that smell?"

She pointed over to the box with the man inside.

"A random arm got caught in the wheel when you were passed out, and where else to put it but in the coffin thing with him, no? Serves him right."

Silence.

"Hmph, guess he's done for today. Anyways, let's head out see what the deal is."

The 4 of them got out of the carriage and left it near some guards like the rest of the people there. Surprisingly, they did not ask about the two Paddys walking around together, or the adolescent girl. Amy looked before pulling on Paddy's coat.

"Oh, Paddy! Paddy! That guy over there! I remember him! When I was younger, people would speak of him killing dragons without a party."

"you sure thats him missus?"

"I think so... and that guy! He's slain entire monster armies with his magic alone."

"ok, ok, they are all strong jaysus missus i get the point."

"Well, judging from the equipment around us, I'd say a good portion of them will be more like cannon fodder... for... what is this about actually?"

The crowd was huge by now. Everyone was gathered in a big swarm. It was like a concert, barely being able to move at all.

"Paddy... can I get on your back..? I can't see..."

"miss my back isnt able for that carry one like."

"Please?"

...

"ah fine, but you better be as light as you look."

The other pair, doppelganger Paddy and Aurora were no where to be seen.

"It's no use. I can't see them from up here."

"whats with them always going off like? useless pair of dossers i tell ya"

Just then, a short but stern looking man came out on the wooden stage near enough to them.

"I would like to inform you all of why we are here today!"

"ah lad, this is going to be shocking..."