Zero to WTF (FAST FURIOUS/TVD)

Chp 9

Bold = Audience

Normal = Movie

2 Fast 2 Furious

Before the screen was to come back on, a new person was dropped into the cinema. The Toretto Crew recognized the new person. Dom and Brian stood up to greet them.

Tej slowly stood up from the ground, brushed off his pants, and looked around. "Dom? Brian? What the hell is going on?" Tej had been sitting inside his home when a bright light blinded him and now he is surrounded by his crew and people he doesn't know.

Dom patted him on the back and led Tej to an empty seat, "It's a long story. The short version. We were all brought here to watch what happened to Amelia." Tej nodded his head, "Right, okay. So, who are all these people?"

Brian smiled mischievously, "Well." Brian pointed at the other people in the audience and said their names, "That's Damon Salvatore and his wife Nora, Amelia's bio-parents. Then we have Stefan Salvatore, Damon's broody little brother. There's Finn, Elijah, Niklaus, Kol, and Rebakah Mikaelson. Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Matt Donovan, Jeremy Gilbert, Alaric Saltzman, Tyler Lockwood. And in the very back row is Elena Gilbert, Vince, and Katherine Pierce. And the rest you know."

Elena was getting impatient. She wanted this to be over and done with so she can get back to being the center of everyone's attention. "Yes, we get it. Can we get back to watching her life?" *Snap* Stefan had a satisfied smirk on his face as he sat back down. Everyone was looking at Stefan, who just shrugged, "What?"

The screen opens with a truck bed full of kids having a good time. One kid jumps out of the truck and drops a big stolen "STREET CLOSED" sign in the intersection. The truck proceeds to repeat the pattern, clearing the streets of traffic.

Tej smirks, "They work quick, don't they?" "Yeah they do," Brian smiles in remembrance of the Miami nightlife.

A squad car pulls up to the first "STREET CLOSED" sign with two officers inside. The driver turns to his partner, "I didn't know they were racing tonight." The second officer pulls out a wad of cash, "Yeah, this was in my locker." The squad proceeds to turn around and head the other way.

The audience just laughs. Being familiar with the authoritative side of things, both Elijah and Caroline shook their heads.

The camera pans out to show several more trucks doing the same thing, prepping the streets for a race. The camera shifts to an alley where a familiar face could be seen on a two-way radio, "Fire 'em up! We go live in five."

The camera continues to follow Tej out of the alley and onto a street lined with various souped up cars, scandalously dressed girls all surrounding three racers and their cars. Tej steps in front of the racers to announce, "Streets are clear, y'all. Let's go! Let's go!"

Jeremy leaned over to talk to Matt and Tyler, "I think it's time to leave our small town." The three of them could be seen tilting their heads to follow the barely clothed girls.

Tej turns to the racers, "Where's your fourth?" One of the racers, Orange Julius, said, "It was Joaquin but he has graveyard shift. How about you be the fourth?" Tej shook his head, "Nah, not tonight, man. Either you find a fourth or you don't race."

Turning away from the racers, Tej gets an idea, "Or...I could find you a fourth?" A female racer, Suki, says, "Yeah? We'll take 'em." Tej smiles as he pulls out his phone, "No matter who it is?" The racers look at each other and agree, "Sure."

"Yo, you got four minutes," Tej hangs up on the fourth racer.

A guy is shown quickly getting dressed and getting into his car. The driver's face is not shown as he swerves through traffic to get to the race site in time. As the Skyline slowly drives through the crowd attending the race, the other three drivers have one thought, "Oh Shit!"