Mrs Mayberry: *narrating* I was a good person, before it all went down... I was good my entire life.
The scene opens up with the shot of a red school house. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs Mayberry opens white curtains revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom Mrs Mayberry writes "Good morning" on the blackboard.
Mrs Mayberry: good morning. I hope you all did your homework.
Several smiling students bod in a dance at their desks. A brown haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.
Class: 🎵we love to do homework and we love our teacher too!🎵
Mrs Mayberry: 🎵 and when I throw out these fun questions you should know just what to do!🎵
Class: 🎵okay!🎵
Mrs Mayberry: 🎵 two Plus six is...🎵
Class: 🎵eight!🎵
Mrs Mayberry: 🎵 and good behavior's...🎵
Class: 🎵great!🎵
Mrs Mayberry: 🎵and it's now that part of the class where we say the time of day and date!🎵
Blonde boy: 🎵 it's nine in the morning!🎵
Girl 1: 🎵on January 8th🎵
Girl 2: 🎵the sun is out smiling🎵
Dunce boy: 🎵 And it's your husband's birthday!🎵
The class sings la la la while Mrs Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches in the realization that she had forgotten her husband's birthday.
Mrs Mayberry: oh my stars! Stop singing children! Hush up now! I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!
Girl 2: maybe if we call him we can do a happy birthday surprise!
The scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on the corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and a "oh yeah" and "not there, not there" came from the room. An unused condom hits the scene as Mrs Mayberry's face appears on the other side. Squeaking is heard. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares I'm bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.
Girl 2: wait Mrs Mayberry! Remember what you taught us? Think before you act.
Mrs Mayberry grabs hold of the girls neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door. The children scurry to the window to see Mrs Mayberry driving through the white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.
Jarold: oh shit. Sweetie what are you doing here?
Mrs Mayberry: shut up jarold!
SCREAM
Mrs Mayberry: you scream like a bitch!
The dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters on the computer screen as the children stare in horror.
Jarold: oh God what have you done? Sh-she had a family!
Mrs Mayberry: we could have had a family!
Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.
Mrs Mayberry: oh dear God what have I done...? In front of you all! I'm so sorry my children! Don't forget to work on your timetables!
YOU ARE READING
the bad batch helluva boss crossover
Fanfictiona crossover between the bad batch and helluva boss. the batch were on a job that went so wrong that they all died and went to hell and became imps and now they all have to work at I.M.P and adjust to their new life in hell
