to anyone reading this I apologize
v VERY satire
Tw: book is kinda gross(?) mentions snot, piss, & shit (currently)
I find it funny but some people might not
if you dont like that you should leave, I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable)
ummm...
I wake up, met with a huge sticky, smelly, warm big pile of shit underneath me. My dad walks into my room, and notices the mess I left in my bed last night. "WHAT THE FUCK BUTTERS STOTCH???? YOUR FUCKING GROUNDED FOR 5 WEEKS. YOU GROSS FUCKING DISGUSTING, GUT-WRENCHING MAGGOT." He exclaimed. "Oh shit!" I say. I get out of bed, and enter the bathroom as I grab some towels. I walk back over to my bed and clean it up. My stomach starts growling audibly, my ass starts to become extremely sore. "FUCK!!" I scream, running to the bathroom. I pull down my pants and I start shitting everywhere. I turn around and see muggy, steamy shit all over the walls. My stomach starts aching, and I throw up on the floor. "MY LAXATIVES!!!!! WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN LAXATIVES??!" I shout angrily. I run over to my bedroom in a panic. I find my laxatives, and start overdosing on them quickly.
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