butters stotch's laxatives

Part 10!!!)((;()&&28/&&(ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!) (3AM CHALLNEGE!!!!$<)

I was sat down on my bed singing "Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez very loudly. Until, my parents came into my room. "Butters, we're taking you to summer camp." My mother spoke. "WHAT THE FUCK?!! NO!! FUCK YOU!!" I said, sticking out the middle finger. "Enough!!! Your going, alright? And it'll be fun." She said calmly. "Urgh, whatever moom." I said, sighing. "Great! we're going at 12pm." She said, enthusiastically. "Okay."

I logged into toyhouse again and received a new message. It was by somebody with the user "....." which I didn't know was even possible. But I read what they had to say anyways. "I know where you are, I know where you live, I know who you are, I know where your going, I know that you have a huge crush on the oncelor, joedeegaming69, and Wendy Testaburger and desperately want to be in a polyamorous relationship with them." The message said. "How the fuck do they know that?" I wondered. "Eh whatever, they're probably just a troll." I thought. my mom called me down for dinner, I ran down the stairs and slowly positioned myself ontop of the chair beside the table my parents were sitting at. I sat down and felt a spike go up my arse. "AUGHHHH!!!!!!" I exclaimed. "The fuck?" My dad mumbled. "Okay, Butters, you can go upstairs and eat your chicken tenders there." My mom said. And so, I did. I was sitting in my bed, and didn't take even one bite out of my food yet. I didn't really feel hungry so I put it under my bed for later. Or maybe, the monster living under there will eat it. I was just waiting for the time to pass, I was very bored.

All I did was stare at pictures I took of joedeegaming69's abs and Wendy's ass all day. I checked the time and it was 11:59pm, I quickly throw the pictures into my drawer and run downstairs. "I'm ready!" I say to my parents. "Okay, buttershitmn, let's go." My mom said, grabbing my hand and throwing me out the door, into the car. My mom drove us to Summer Camp, when we got there I jumped out the car and saw so many new faces. (some being people I already knew) I was a bit shy, but I was somewhat excited too. A fat, bald old wrinkly man walked up to me and asked my name. I shiver, looking up at him. "U-Uhh, I-I'm But-Butters- Shi-shotc-stotch?" I said in a shaky voice. "Cool, I'm James." He told me. I start pissing my pants uncontrollably. "Erm, you're weird, bye." He said, walking off. I turn around and Wendy was there, breathing onto my shoulder and patting my back weirdly. "Hey Butters! Tehe." She said in a chipmunk-sounding voice. "Oh, hehe, hey Weendy." I said blushing. "Wanna paint a picture with me?" She asked. "Sure!" I said, smiling. "What do you wanna paint?" She asks again. "Hmm, I-uh. Hmm, uhmm. mm, hmm, err, uh, eh? Em.." I stutter. "Ooh, I've got it! We should paint colorful butterflies in the forest." She said. "Alright!" I respond, jumping a little. She took out a blue brush and started painting, I grabbed a yellow brush and painted with her. a few minutes later, we finished. It looked gorgeous! Speaking of butterflies, I felt some inside my stomach. But then, Stan walked up to us. He looked at me, furious. And he started sending me death threats using sign language. He also tells me to not talk to Wendy or interact with her or he'll fucking kill me. I gulp, but then I look back at Wendy and wow.. she's so pretty. I'll steal his woman, Tehe, I'll make her mine. All mine, only mine. I thought to myself with a sinister look on my face. Stan raised his eyebrow and then left. "Well uh, Wendy, what would you think of uh, uhh, umm, you know- hanging out with me later?" I ask her. "That would be awesome!" She tells me, blushing a little. I notice, and my sinister face returns once more. "Heheheh." I laugh quietly.

many hours pass by and I fall asleep inside the cabin. I suddenly awaken, as I felt somebody playing with my hair. I open my eyes, and it was Wendy. "H-Huh?" I look over at her. "Oh, hey, Butters! Do you wanna hang out with me now?" She questions. "Of course!" I tell her. She grabs my hand and walks me out of the cabin. "Hey-um.. Butters, you're really cool." She says, complimenting me. My pupils dilate, and my smile begins to grow. "T-thanks, Wendy." I say, slowly grabbing her hands. "Eh? What are you doing?" She says, worried. "Wendy.. your so beautiful.. say, would you like to go out on a date with me? I just, I feel connected to you. And I think I'm in love with you. You don't need Stan, you've got me." I say, romantically in a slightly low voice. She gasps, "I.. I.. I... y-Yes! I-I'd love to.." She says, grabbing me and pulling me in for a hug. I've never felt so loved before, even if it only lasted a few minutes. It was a moment I would never forget. She was the one, I knew it! She pulls away from the hug and laughs. "Does tomorrow sound good?" She says, twirling her hair. "Yes!" I say. "A-Alright, I'll see you!" She says waving goodbye. I sat there on the ground, watching her walk away. I sighed, processing everything that had happened.

(time skip lol) I feel somebody pushing me and shaking me. it was Wendy, obviously. I was so sleepy, my eyes could barely stay open. She picked me up and drove to a restaurant on her bike. I opened my eyes and saw Wendy infront of me. "AH! oh, hi." I said. "Hey Butte-" before she could even finish her sentence, the oncelor broke into the restaurant and held everyone at gunpoint. "OH MY FUCKING GOD?!!! WHY CANT ONE FUCKING GODDAMN THING GO RIGHT. THIS EXACT SAME THING LITERALLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY EXCEPT IT WAS WITH THE LORAX AND IT WASNT AS INTENSE AS THIS." I yell, frustrated. I hit the table loudly 5 times and start losing my fucking mind. The oncelor then kidnaps Wendy. "Ugh, You know what? Whatever, fine, take her. Take her away, the only good thing I had in my life." I say, rolling my eyes. I collapse onto the floor, tired. The oncelor grabs me and puts me in the bag aswell. "AGH!!! WHAT THE FUCK? IM SERIOUSLY GETTING KIDNAPPED FOR THE THIRD TIME? INA. ROW???!! GOD FUCKINF SDAMN ITGRHHAHHHAHHAHA!!" I exclaim, going rabid. (there will be a part 2 for this lol)