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Part 11.?.!.!!/$/&/$!.!.!.$/$/$2$&2&2&2(featuring the oncelor)

The oncelor takes me and Wendy.. somewhere. then throws us out of the bags, he ties us up with ropes and moves out of the way. I notice a mysterious, black figure sitting in a tall, royal chair. they slowly turn around and reveal themselves. They had orange fur, blue eyes, a long, thick, mustache.. and, I had realized....it was the fucking Lorax. "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!" I scream. "What do you want??!!" I ask, angrily. "Well, Butters. When you left me all alone at that restaurant, it really upset me. The fact you didn't actually love me, upset me. When you said "ew" after I kissed you, it brought me to tears. and you didn't even notice, all you were thinking about was going back home, when you could've stayed with me. When we could have done so many, fun activities. But, why would you choose Wendy, over me?" He explained. "I didn't want to be there with you. I don't feel the same way you feel about me, that's kind of it. I found someone else, I moved on. And you should too. Please, just send me and Wendy back to Summer Camp. That is all I ask of you." I say, sincerely. "B-Butters, that was beautiful." Wendy tells me. "Fine, Fine, FINE! I'll send you dumbass fucking lovebirds back. And Butters, don't come running back to me, ever. We're DONE." He exclaims. "Ok." I reply. The Lorax drops me and Wendy off at Summer Camp.

I turn to Wendy and my eyes widen. Stan was standing right behind her, I move my finger back and fourth, pointing rapidly. She looked behind her and jumped, falling to the floor. "I-I, u-umm. Hey Stan?..." she stuttered. "Hey, WENDY. Why the fuck is Butters here? and why have you guys been gone for hours? Have you been cheating on me with him?" He growls while giving her a glare. "No!-J mean uhh, n-not rea-really? WE HAVENT KISSED!!! I swear it, on my life!" She says, sweating and fidgeting. "On your life? Really? Well, guess what, I'm going to be taking away your life pretty soon." He threatens. He grabs her hand and walks off into the distance while she crys for help. "Wow, I actually feel somewhat concerned for somebody for once!" I say to myself. "Everyday is a crazy day, this happens to be one of those days." "Wonder what'll happen next." I ramble.