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Part 9.?.!/!!/'(CRAZY!!!!)/$-$-&&2@2&29.&:9:&39;!;9

I was looking at videos online on YouTube, and checked the description of a video titled "toyhou.se tutorial", I saw a link and clicked on it. It took me to some random furries profile, the website looked quite strange, but I wanted to make an account on there too, so I opened safari and typed the name of the website ("toyhou.se") into my browser. "Huh? Invite code?" I scoffed. I opened a new tab and typed in "free toyhou.se invite code generator". I clicked on the first website that popped up, and got 3000000088272827292792782278282million viruses. but hey, it was worth it! I got an invite code. I registered and had successfully created an account!!!! My username was of course, hoosierdaddy_567.89. "so... what the fuck do I do on here?" I mutter. I click "browse" and then "recent". "Woah! that's a lot of cool, original characters!" I say, jumping up and down childishly. I favorite a few of the characters before deciding to submit my own. His name was "Mr. cuttthroatcutie" and he looked just like me! I create a folder titled "persona" and put him in there. I got my first notification ever, and somebody subscribed to me! Their username was "I_love_9_year_old_boys". I checked their profile and they were a "proshipper" who's also a "pedophile". I had no idea what these words meant, so I just subscribed back. Before I could say anything to them, my dad enters my room and sees me still awake at 3:00 am. I scream in terror while he absolutely beats the everloving shit out of me. "IM SORRY, DAD!!! I'LL GO TO BED, I WILL, I WILL, I WILL!!!!" I cry. I then eventually fall asleep.

I wake up and the first thing I did was log in to toyhouse. I wiggle my feet excitingly. "Oogh, somebody messaged me something!" I whisper. It was from the guy from yesterday. His message said "hey buttershit... I know who you sre. An I'm taking you out with me on a date wether you like it or not, cutie." I scroll a bit more down and.. IT WAS A PICTURE OF THE FUCKING LORAX?!!!! I audibly gasp, while also blushing and giggling girlishly. "Teehe.. you can do whatever you want to me, the lorax!" I say to myself, shyly. Then, before I knew it, the Lorax fucking broke into my house and jumped onto me, grabbing me by my shirt and kidnapping me. I felt thrilled, and also felt jittery. About an hour or so passed by, and he finally threw me out of the bag he caught me with. We were at a very, fancy restaurant. I gulp, avoiding eye contact with the lorax. He grabs my face, and slowly turns it towards his. I look deep, into his frosty, arctic blue eyes. at this point, I was as red as a tomato. And to ruin the moment, I sneeze and gooey, gunky, and messy, snot blasts out of my nostrils and directly into his face. Snot starts oozing from my nose. He licks off the snot, pleased. Then, He leans in close, and kisses me on the lips. "Eww what the fuck?" I say, revolted. I throw up entirely everywhere, and leave the restaurant with an angry look on my face.