stan chuckles as he looks at wendy,taped up to a chair in the cold dark basement. "bendy wendy," stan said sinisterly. "heres the truth..."he continued. stan fidgeted with his fingers and blushed. "Butters is my senpai, and you fucking have a crush on him? Ill fucking kikl you. butters is MINE." He growled.
wendy sweated, trashing around and trying to move away. Stan picked up a bat covered in hard nails and struck her across the head with it.
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"hey butters!" Stan said, enthusiastically running up to his senpai. Butters turned to face his direction awkwardly. "sup,stan. Where the fuck is wendy?" Asked butters,scratching his head.
"oh,you see.." stan chuckled. "I killed her.. because your my senpai. Now fucking date me or kenny is next."
Butters yelled. "WHAT THE FUCK, STAN?!" As shit drip down his legs. He looked at his fanboy in complete horror.
"im not fucking gay!" Butters added.
"ill MAKE you gay,motherfucker." Stan said, pullingn butters close to him.
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!! BITCHASS CUNT!" Exclaimed butters. He gave stan an uppercut, as he flew into the air. Butters rubbed his hands together, patted dust off of his clothes, and sighed. "i gotta get the fuck away from here.."
written by @Sillysharkk
had to makw a whole custom for this <3 enjoy giys
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butters stotch's laxatives
Fanfictionto anyone reading this I apologize v VERY satire Tw: book is kinda gross(?) mentions snot, piss, & shit (currently) I find it funny but some people might not if you dont like that you should leave, I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable) ummm...
