to anyone reading this I apologize
v VERY satire
Tw: book is kinda gross(?) mentions snot, piss, & shit (currently)
I find it funny but some people might not
if you dont like that you should leave, I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable)
ummm...
Today, I was going to attempt to escape. It smells fucking gross in here.. and I can't stand the music, it's awful. I tried moving and fell face first into the ground, "Agh!" I yelled. I checked my pockets and found scissors, I cut the tape and stood up, looking around for an exit. I found one but it was locked, Andrew (W)Hor(e)owitz was guarding the key. I noticed he was too busy making out with his NFT though, so I sneaked past him and grabbed the key, then tip-toed my way out. I was free at last! I walked all the way home, arriving at midnight. I walked quietly into my bedroom, hoping my parents wouldn't notice I was gone. "BUTTERS STOTCH!!!! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN THESE PAST FEW DAYS?" My dad complained. "U-Uhh, I w-was kidnapped by all f-five of the t-tally hall member-s?- I MEAN!! U-Umm..!!" I stutter. "YOUR GROUNDED FOR TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!" He growled. "Aw, Fuck!" I mumble. I sit in my bed and read a book, I fell asleep eventually.
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I wake up, with a letter in my hands. I jump, confused. "Huh? How'd that get there?..what does it say? let me see.." I say to myself. It was an invitation to a party Eric Cartman was hosting. "Oh!" I say excited.
