Batfam Oneshots

Misplaced (Batboys x Reader)

Prompt: Batman has a meeting at the Watchtower and you and the boys tag along. Chaos ensues.

Ages:

Alfred: Immortal

Bruce: 43

Dick: 26

Jason: 22

Tim: 19

Reader: 18

Damian: 12

Let's face it. Bringing all of you along was bound to cause trouble. You all knew this. Batman knew this. Hell, right before Zetaing you were all given the talk about good behavior and whatnot. But did you listen?

No.

No, none of you listened.

You stepped out of the Zeta Tube last. You were the newest hero/vigilante among the group, so this was your first time going to the Watchtower (officially at least, que manic laughter). You weren't even going to go, but the boys dragged you along with promises of free food and free entertainment. So you said you'd tag along.

Batman disappeared almost as soon as he was out of the Zeta Tube leaving you five unsupervised. Which was honestly pretty stupid.

"So, (s/h/n) since this is your first time here. What do you want to do?" Red Robin asked. You just shrugged your shoulders.

"What do you mean you don't know?" Nightwing asked. He was being mildly over dramatic "It's the Watchtower. The literal home base of the Justice League and you don't know what you want to do?"

"Nightwing shut up." Red Hood said before turning to all of you. "Don't worry, I have a few Ideas."

You could practically see the smirk under his helmet. He had already started walking down the hallway making the rest of you jog to catch up

Timeskip

"You know, for a $300 billion dollar facility. I really thought there'd be more," you said sitting down next to Red Robin. Red Hood had gotten bored with directing the tour and Red Robin took over. It ended with you all in the cafeteria robbing the Justice League's personal snacks. Who knew that Martian Manhunter loves oreos?

"FINALLY!" Red Hood yelled from the fridge "Someone who agrees with me."

"Dude it's not a playground," Nightwing said as he was sitting on the counter eating a bowl of cereal.

" But it is..ah ha...Found 'em ." Red Hood pulled out a Lunchable, took off his helmet, and plopped down in the chair across from you.

"How so?" You asked. You figured you were going to regret asking.

"Simple." Red Hood said while eating a cracker sandwich. "Bit's ba bree billion -"

"Chew your food, then talk." You cut him off. He finished chewing took a chug of grape soda then continued

"It's a three billion dollar facility built by a guy that dresses up as a bat to strike fear into the hearts of criminals. How is it, not a playground?" Red Hood cocked an eyebrow challenging you all.

"Technically Wayne Enterprises wasn't the sole funder for the Watchtower." Red Robin said then continued. "Q-Corp funded approximately 10% and Star Labs donated a majority of the tech needed to run the Watchtower."

"Oops, I forgot the guy that dresses up as Robin Hood also helped." Red Hood said sarcastically then glaring at you as you steal the cracker from his hand. You all go back and forth joking and teasing before realizing that something is missing.