Chad Stuart, Burt Ward, Patty Duke and Brer Rabbit were entering Walmart to do some shopping.
"Okay. Brer Possum sent us to Walmart to get him a girdle. I thought he already had one" said Burt.
"Maybe it moved to Brooklyn. I don't blame it" said Patty.
"If you lot see a pretty lady, let me know immediately" said Chad.
"Uh... I'll go look near de steaks" said Brer Rabbit.
The other three turned around and they saw a beautiful brunette shopping for vegetables.
"Look. There is a pretty lady" said Patty.
"Oddly enuff, near de carrits" said Brer Rabbit.
The three approached the lady and she smiled to greet them.
"What's cookin', ma'am? I'm Patty Duke" said Patty.
"And I'm Burt Ward. This is our friend Brer Rabbit" said Burt.
"We have a friend named Chad Stuart who's really talented and tall" said Patty.
"I'm Marlyn Mason and I has a friend named Jack Daniels who's short and neat" said the lady.
"Holy DWI" Burt mumbled.
"Say. Have you fellers perchance seen a gardening trowel around here?" said Marlyn.
"We nevah needed doze in Splash Mountain. Our fo'ests is alwayz in ship shape!" said Brer Rabbit.
"Then I might be in the wrong place. I need a trowel for a prop. I'm an actress, ya see, and..." Marlyn babbled.
Brer Rabbit cut her off with a short "Don't care!" then pulled her over to where Chad was.
"Chad! This is Marlyn. She's an actress, you're an actor. We thought you two might wanna talk" said Patty.
Instead of answering, Chad just gave a shy wave and a nervous giggle.
"Uh... that's Chad for hello" Burt covered.
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Peanut Side Down!
FanfictionA sequel to "Jelly Side Up!" This will also feature IMDB stuff dealing with the movie.
