Burt Ward: So, Chad, what do you think of that Marlyn lady we met at the store?
Chad Stuart: She's so dear. In New York, I expect she'd rent for two thousand dollars a month, which, y'know, isn't a lot of money in New York, but I don't have two thousand dollars.
Brer Rabbit: Well, you better get some cash together because she's right in front of your door!
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(Brer Rabbit, Burt and Patty have found out Marlyn lied to Chad)
Patty Duke: What are we gonna do about Marlyn.
Brer Rabbit: *holds a big tennis racquet* I got it! Next time I see her I'm gonna USO-pen her head.
Burt Ward: Brer Rabbit, as much as I'd like to get rid of her, I think we should take a different approach.
Brer Rabbit: I just wants to approach her lying face with this tennis racquet.
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Marlyn Mason: You must really speak the language of wood if you made this beautiful thing.
Chad Stuart: I speak oak, pine and a little mahogany. I also speak bamboo.
Marlyn Mason: Bamboo? That must make things confusing on halloween.
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Brer Bear: *Jeremy said who made the sewage system* He did a terrible job. Every time I go, it's a triple flusher.
Brer Fox: I don't think you can blame him for that.
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Brer Rabbit: Mark my words, that Brer Possum is fat, fat, fat!
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Marlyn Mason: *on the phone* You're lucky to be getting Marlyn Mason originals. And I'm getting me a car!
Brer Rabbit: But first, she's getting all the breath knocked out of her body!
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Jeremy Clyde: Oh dear! Now my feelings and my hips are hurt!
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Brer Bear: *about a picture* Is it Brer Rabbit in a beehive?
Jeremy Clyde: What? No! It's a picture of Splash Mountain's founder Tony Baxter in this very forest.
Brer Bear: Then I'm going back to sleep.
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Chad Stuart: Marlyn and I are so in love. When I'm near her, all I can feel is my heart beating for her.
Patty Duke: But don't you see yours is the only beating heart?
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Brer Bear: *Brer Fox is crawling in the sewer* You better hurry because I have to go to the bathroom real bad!
Brer Fox: No! No! Brer Jeremy, keep Brer Bear away from the toilet!
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Chad Stuart: Look who it is. Patty I-Can't-Support-My-Friend-Because-I-Don't-Like-His-Girlfriend Duke!
Patty Duke: That's a little far-fetched. Patty ain't even my real name.
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(the treasure turns out to be a lollipop)
Brer Fox: Hey. What's this?
Brer Bear: A big sucker because you're a sucker!
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Peanut Side Down!
أدب الهواةA sequel to "Jelly Side Up!" This will also feature IMDB stuff dealing with the movie.
