Chapter 10

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Patty, Burt and Brer Rabbit approached Chad in front of Walmart. 

Chad was building more chairs when they got there.

"Hi, Chad" said Patty.

"Well, look who it is. Patty I-Can't-Support-My-Friend-Because-I-Don't-Like-His-Girlfriend Duke!" said Chad with an angry tone.

"That's a little far-fetched; Patty ain't even my real name" said Patty.

"Listen, Chad. We came to apologize. You were right. We must have misheard Marlyn" said Burt.

Chad relaxed a little and said "Well... thank you for saying that."

"And ter make up fo' it, we wants ter help ya finish de chairs. We's guessin' Sis Marlyn ain't here" said Brer Rabbit.

"No. She's getting her nails done. She always wants to look her best for me" Chad swooned. 

"Uh-huh... anyhow, we wanted the chairs to be perfect, so we called Marlyn's poppo to see what he likes" said Patty.

"Oh, that's very sweet. Marlyn's always talking about how much her poor sick daddy loves these chairs" said Chad.

"And that's why we're here to help make him the happiest dying daddy in all of Florida" said Burt.

The three friends then nodded to themselves slyly, Chad still not knowing what was going on. 

In Brer Fox's lair, Jeremy was telling him and Brer Bear what he found.

"So after doing some research, I've discovered that Splash Mountain when Splash Mountain opened, its cofounder, Marty Sklar, established its sewage system" said Jeremy.

"Well, he did a turrible job. Every time I goes, it's a triple flushah" said Brer Bear.

"I don't tink ya can blame him fo' dat. But Brer Jeremy, what's dat got ter do wit' de trezhuh?" said Brer Fox.

"Have a look at this" said Jeremy.

He showed Brer Fox a picture of Marty Sklar in a three-piece suit standing in front of a mansion.

"Dat guy looks rich!" said Brer Fox.

"Exactly. A little too rich for a mere mountain founder" said Jeremy.

"So Marty musta bin livin' off de trezhuh!" said Brer Fox.

"Indeed. When I looked at the schematics, I found that one sewage pipe is a dead end" said Jeremy.

"Den de trezhur must be in dare" said Brer Bear.

"I'll go get it!" said Brer Fox.

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