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Lily:
Why don't you have a girlfriend, Remus?

Remus:
...

Remus:
Excuse me?

Lily:
You're a wonderzul person, any girl would be
Happy to have you!

James:
What do you mean by any girl?

Lily:
Easy, you're safe.
Seriously, though, do you have anyone you like?

Remus:
Sirius-

Lily:
Don't look at him for help.
Are they in our year?
Are you open to suggestions?
Because I know a few girls who have expressed an interest in you.

Remus:
Stop laughing.
Help me out, Padfoot

Sirius:
Yes, Moony can be rather shy.
Do you have suggestions?

Remus:
You complete-

Sirius:
You complete me too, but where should we begin?
I know you like brunettes.

James:
Going a little red there, Moony.

Lily:
See, that's the spirit, you'll have someone
special in no time!

Remus:
Too late

Lily:
Don't be such a pessimist.
Right, so brunettes-

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