Sirius:
Two bros.
Sitting in the hot tub.
Five feet apart cause they're not gay.Remus:
You're my boyfriend.Sirius:
...Remus:
And you're sitting on my lap right now.Sirius:
...Remus:
Everything you just said was inaccurate.
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Marauders Incorrect Quotes
Non-FictionThis is really just a book full of Marauder's incorrect quotes I found on Pintetest lol This would be best among Harry Potter fans ofc, but if you wanna read and you dont know HP that's okay, you'll just be confused a lot about who certain ppl are :...
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Sirius:
Two bros.
Sitting in the hot tub.
Five feet apart cause they're not gay.Remus:
You're my boyfriend.Sirius:
...Remus:
And you're sitting on my lap right now.Sirius:
...Remus:
Everything you just said was inaccurate.