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Imagine Sirius being quidditch commentator

- "Just letting everyone know Gryffindor captain James Potter is very single and ready to mingle if your name is Lily Evan's"

- "Update on the James and Lilly situation; James has scored eight goals and Lilly now has JP painted on her cheek"

- "If Tom Denvers can afford the new Nimbus he can bloody afford to pay my the eight galleons he owes me"

- "If Ravenclaw could hurry up and lose so we can start the party, that would be great"

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