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Kuroo
9:35 am

hey this is y/n from school right?

yeah it is

are we still meeting up with weekend? :)

oh yeah
sure

ok cool where do u wanna meet?

oh I don't mind

ok I'll decide later I gtg
bye bye

bye

***

"BITCH YOU'RE SO DRY!" Said Riku.
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I just don't know how to talk to him online when he knows who I am in real life. It's easier when he doesn't know."
"Oh my god, you're so complicated."
"Why'd you have to go and make everything so complicated~?!"
"Stop. I love Avril Lavinge, but stop."
"Oh ok."

***

Ken
10:00 am

hey

ello there

don't.
anyway do u and Riku wanna hangout after school?

don't u have practise?? 🤔

not today
we're getting a break

then okay sounds fun 😍😍
Kuroo isn't coming is he...

yeah he is

ok nvm

ur a coward

yes I am.

me too tho

HELP

***

Riku
10:35 am

BITCH WHY DID U SAY NO??
I WANNA HANGOUT AFTER SCHOLL
IM BORED 😔😔

BC KUROO IS GOING

SO??
U DONT EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO HIM
U CNA JUST STICK BY ME

IM GONNA BARF

THEN DO IT NOW

I DONT WANNA GO

U HAVE TO FACE SCARY THINGS SOMETJMES

MY ANXIETY IS GONNA KILL ME

I HAVE TEQUILA JUST DRINK A LITTLE AND U SHOJLD BE GOOD

THATS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA BUT WHEN HAVE I EVER MADE GOOD ONES ?!??

EXSCTLY QUEEN!!!!
UR GETTING IT!!
NOW EXCEPT THE INVITE 👹👹

SHIT OKAY 💀

***

Ken
10:39 am

so I take it back
we will come
(not literally)

ok cool (u didn't need to add that)
meet us at the gate after school

at the back or front of the school??? (yes I did, for clarification)

back (not sexually)

okie dokie 🤭🤭 (UR FUNNY I KNEW ID LIKE U)
wait
where are we even going

internet cafe

OH RIBHT
I forgot u like games
so do I

rlly?
we can sit together then bc I don't wanna be near Kuroo again
he's so bad I can't even explain it

HAHAHA
THATS SO FUNNY
see u later :))

yeah
Liked by you

***

So it was after school and your legs were close to giving out.
"Riku!" You puffed out dramatically. "I don't think I can go any further! Walk without me!"
Riku rolled his eyes and then hefted you up. "Um excuse me," you said in a high pitched voice. "Put me the fuck down bitch," you lowered it.

Riku refused to let go until you got close to the gate, but eventually, he let you down because you wouldn't shut up.
"Finally! Can I have some of that tequila now?"
"Bro...I was obviously joking."
"Aight I'm out," you turned on your heel and began walking away but Riku stopped you while laughing.

"You can have fun without being drunk!"
"No! I can't!"
"You sound like an alcoholic."
"I do not! It's just that alcohol makes everything a little bit better," you said dreamily.
"Yeah because it tunes out your fears and makes you reckless."
"Exactly. Better."
Riku sighed and you continued on until being met with Kenma at the gate.

"Where's Kuroo?" Riku asked.
"He's still on his way," said Kenma and your stomach dropped. You were hoping he had canceled, but apparently not.
"It's a bit chilly!" You said in a British accent that Riku joined in on to distract yourself.
"Ain't it? How have you been Magret?"
"Same old! How about you Peter?"
"Ugh, these kids have got me running up the fucking walls!"

Kenma caught this small interaction on camera and caught you getting startled by Kuroo.
"Hey guys—."
"FUCKING BLIMEY! HOLY BALLOCKS!" Riku erupted with laughter as Kenma smiled and Kuroo chuckled.
"Are you okay?" He laughed at you.
"Yeah," you said, not being able to get rid of the accent. "I'm just fine, thank you."

(Author: does anyone ever do an accent then get scared because you forget what your real voice sounds like or is that just me?)

To be continued...

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