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Dodgeball (The InBESTigators)

Third persons POV

"YES!"

Kyle screeched as he ran and jumped around the gymnasium happily as half the class groaned hearing those dreaded words out of Mrs. Parides's mouth.

'We're doing dodgeball today.'

As expected, Ezra was dreading it the most. He tossed his head back and whined to Maudie, who was standing next to him, just as she always does.

"I really don't feel like being pelted by dodgeballs today."

Maudie didn't really care about it; she felt pretty neutral.

"It's not that bad." She shrugged, "Just cover the bits and you'll be fi-"

Suddenly, the shrill sound of a whistle interrupted Maudie mid-sentence.

"Kyle!" Mrs. Parides called, "Calm down, it's just dodgeball!"

Kyle ran back to the crowd of classmates and calmed down a little.

"Okay, good, now for the teams," Miss Parides announced.

Kyle started jumping for joy and raised his hand enthusiastically.

"Can I be a captain?" He asked.

Mrs. Parides shook her head and smiled.

"I already picked the teams."

The whole class whined.

"No whining, please." Miss Parides said, crossing her arms, "You'll definitely like the teams I put all of you in."

Later...

"WHAT?" Kyle asked, pointing his hands to his new teammates, "THEM???"

Ava, Ezra, and Maudie stood next to him, looking absolutely offended.

"Kyle!" Ava crossed her arms. "We're right here."

"Oh, sorry, Ava." Kyle apologized, scratching the back of his neck. "It's just that you guys are, how can I say this nicely? - You guys are horrible at dodgeball, and two of you are horrible at sports in general."

"Wow, that was really nice." Ezra replied sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

Kyle stuck his tongue out and gestured an 'L' sign with both his hands. Since Ezra was as immature as Kyle, he did the same.

"Enough, you two, and you have no choice, Kyle." Miss Parides reminded him, crossing her arms, "In sport you have to learn to work with everyone even if you think they don't match your expectations."

"Fine..." Kyle said, with the saddest sigh known to man.

"Okay, let's start with the first game. Pixie and Kyle's team, you're up!" Miss Parides announced, holding up a red rubber ball.

Both teams went to their respective sides and got into positions.

"We're doomed." Kyle said underneath his breath.

Fweet!

Alas, war had started; the gymnasium became a war zone as the peasants (the students) and the queen (Miss Parides) watched on the sidelines.

Kyle went straight to the middle to grab all the weapons that he could. Out of the 5 rifles, he managed to grab and secure 3.

Even though Kyle knew he could play the game himself and absolutely dominate the other team, he knew that he had to let his friends play.

He handed one ball to Ava and one to Maudie before aiming at the opposing team's easiest target, Toby.

It was a critical hit to Toby's chest, and he was shot.