The InBESTigators oneshots and other stuff

[InBESTigators out of context 3]

Also, not that funny at all :,)

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Ava: I'm passing the phone to someone who has swallowed many things that are not supposed to be swallowed. *Passes to Kyle*

Kyle: That was only 3 times Ava!... I'm passing the phone to someone who would cry if they got lesser than a 70 percent on any exam. *Passes phone to Ezra*

Ezra: Excuse me for actually trying in school... I'm passing the phone to someone who's expressive in text but not really in person *Passes phone to Maudie*

Maudie: It's easier showing excitement in text. Anyways, I'm passing the phone to the biggest ray of sunshine I have ever met. *Passes to Ava*

Ava: Awww Maudie....

Kyle: *In the background* I thought Ava's a human-

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Ava: Where were these vegetables harvested?

Kyle: What?

Ava: Where did these vegetables come from?

Kyle: *Confused* The grocery store??

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Ezra when texting his friends: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP CALLING ME A SIMP, IM HACKING ALL OF YOUR FORTNITE ACCOUNTS.

Ezra when texting his Girlfriend (*cough cough* Maudie): Good afternoon Maudie/y/n! Just finished up at work. I heard there's these new bacon cheeseburgers at Whataburger. Do you want me to buy 2 of them and drop by so we can eat them together?

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*The InBESTigators at 16 y/o watching Peppa pig with a bunch of little kids*

Maudie: Wait, so Madam Gazelle is bringing them to a zoo...

Ava: *Nodding* Mhm.

Maudie: A zoo.

Ava: *Realizing* Oh no, brace yourself my little ones....

Maudie: A bunch of animals visiting other animals...

Ezra: The only difference is one group is clothed and the other is bare...

Kyle: *Gasps* SO, MADAM GAZZETE BROUGHT A BUNCH OF KIDS TO A STRIP-

Ezra: *Whacking Kyle on the face with a pillow before he can complete his sentence*

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Ava: *Having a break down in her room*

Ava 5 mins later: *Vibing to the January valentines*

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Interviewer: What reminds you of Ava?

Kyle: *cringing* Hugs..

Maudie: A massive ray of sunshine.

Ezra: Cupcakes. A 50 feet pyramid of cupcakes

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Interviewer: What reminds you of Maudie?

Ava: Hermion Granger

Ezra: Windows.