This may the most unfunny one yet T_T
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Kyle: Ava's beige flag is that she doesn't swear and gets me to do it for her. She will pause mid-sentence, look over at me, and when I curse, only then can the conversation continue. She even thanks me afterward.
Ava: He's just such a...a...
Kyle: Bitch?
Ava: Yes! Thank you!
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Ezra: What's the difference between gamete and zygote?
Kyle: Don't fall for it, Y/N, he's just making up words.
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Kyle: Am I too competitive?
Kyle: I mean, Ava does often say, "Kyle, do you always have to finish first?
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Kyle: I don't want to wake up and be dead.
Maudie: You can't wake up and be dead.
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Y/N: So, how was the double honeymoon?
Ava: Well, Kyle got so drunk that he tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Ava: He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
Maudie: Ava, he was sober.
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Ava: Do you guys put the toilet roll over or under?
Ezra: Under.
Maudie: *Smiling* Really? Same here.
Ava: *squealing* I'm hearing wedding bells!
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Ava: Okay, so after a quick scan of his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram, here's what I know.
Maudie: That privacy is dead?
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Ava: No more video games because they cause stress and raise your heart rate.
Kyle: More stress than being a professional soccer player?
Ava: Kyle, I've seen you play Mario Party.
Kyle: WARIO CHEATS.
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Kyle: In my defense, I was the only one who said we should stop punching them.
Kyle: STOP PUNCHING THEM!
Kyle: KICKING THEM WILL HURT MORE!
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Kyle: Officer, before you say anything, me and my friend just don't vibe with the law. You can't arrest us for that.
Cop: This your friend?
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The InBESTigators oneshots and other stuff
FanfictionI decided to make one shots because I can stop and continue anytime this way :D Mostly going to be Mauzra (Cus smart people love stories are the best, and I mean it, it's mostly Mauzra here ya-), Some Kyva (Cus their odd couple dynamic is very cute...
