Most of these are from an incorrect quotes generator that would suit their characters imo.
In most of these, they're all teens or young adults because they prob won't say these things at a young age.
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Ezra: Kyle might be lazy, incompetent, childish, loud, annoying, wild, unpredictable, impulsive, unhygienic and he has the IQ of a crayon.
Ava/Maudie: But??
Ezra: But what??
Ezra: Also, he's a ding dong.
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Kyle: Hey Ezra, I bet you that I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
Ezra: I'd like to see you t-
Kyle: *Does it*
Ezra: You're not normal.
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Kyle: Is stabbing someone wrong?
Maudie: Not if they consent to it.
Ezra: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Ava: YES?!?
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Kyle: *Gently taps table*
Ezra: *Taps back*
Ava: What are they doing?
Maudie: Morse code.
Kyle: *Aggressively taps table*
Maudie: *gasps* Oh no he didn't-
Ezra: *Slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Ava: *vividly confused*
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Ezra: *Screams*
Kyle: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Ava: Should we do something?
Maudie: *Observing* No, I'm curious to see who wins.
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Ava: Why are your tongues purple?
Ezra: I-i uh..
Maudie: We had slushies, I had a blue one and Ezra had a red one.
Ava: Oh.
Ava: *Realizing* OH.
Kyle: You drank each other slushies?
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Ezra/Maudie: Someone will die.
Ava/Kyle: Of fun!
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Ava: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Maudie: How can you say that?
Ava: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial and delusion is all we have.
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FanfictionI decided to make one shots because I can stop and continue anytime this way :D Mostly going to be Mauzra (Cus smart people love stories are the best, and I mean it, it's mostly Mauzra here ya-), Some Kyva (Cus their odd couple dynamic is very cute...
