(insert kazuscara fanfic name)

Wanna date?

Scaramouche pov

'Its been a whole 2 month and I've been tutoring him for an hour everyday for 30,000 mora, we hung out occasionally atleast to a cat café, Karaoke, the mall. but I wasn't even supposed to be talking to him in the first place.' I thought to myself.

I turn to him and he was answering his math homework flawlessly, whereas I was struggling to the bone. "What the hell.." I mumbled under my breath and he glanced at me, seeming to take notice of my struggle. I kept erasing and recalculating my answers over and over again and didn't notice he had moved behind me. When I finally notice him his chin had already rested on my shoulder as he looked down at my terrible work, "is it that hard?" He asked and I sighed "oh shut up." I continued to write as he observed me intensely, the fact that he was resting his head on my shoulder made it hard to focus.

After a while I glance at him and ask, "are you even donw with it?" He nodded and said "yea, I'm bored now so I'll just observe you for the mean time." I look at the time "we started 10 minutes ago, how the heck did you finish 4 back to back pages of math questions in 10 minutes?", he chuckled and took then pencil from my hand with one hand and wrapped the free arm around my waist. He began explaining to me how to do the homework and I felt quite dumb, "hey..I thought I was supposed to be tutoring you???" I blurted out and he nodded and said, "alright then, explain this to me.". I glared at him and he smirked before he continued explaining.

-20 minutes later-

"We finished the homework at last, theres still 30 minutes left too." He said and layed on his bed. I glance around his room and I already noticed that nearly everything was different. Even his bed was larger. But then again I forget that he's filthy rich so I left it alone-

"So, should I leave?-" "it's only been half time so i'll only pay half of you leave now" "..you do know I don't have financial problems right?" An awkward silence fell between us and I got a call from my phone, I answered while not giving a crap if Kazuha heard. "Yes?-", a very terribly acted mans voice was heard "uh- ahem- yes hello, is this uh- Scaramouche???", "is this..Author why are you trying to make a middle aged mans voice?-" I said and notice Kazuha looking at me as if I was insane. I turned my face away and asked "what do you want.." "You know how you don't have financial problems?" "..please don't." I pleaded quietly to keep Kazuha from hearing me.

"Sorry not sorry, I bought a boat with your money." She said and I was quiet for a moment, "you didn't.." "Boy, I can literally write the room your in to explode and kill you two. Aslong as my imagination runs I will ruin your life." This girl is a headache. "I'm not." She said "I didn't even say anything." I hung up and turned to Kazuha. Suddenly I got a message and I read it.

Author:
Things I bought for the past 2 months(with your money):
A boat
Another boat
Another boat
Another boat
Food
Milktea x196
Pizza
A gun
Another gun
A book
A pen
An eraser
A phone
Another phone
Plane tickets to inazuma
Milktea
Dango milk
Paint
Paint brush
Canvas
A balloon
An empty box i can fit in
A lighter
Rope
Bribed the police to let me go
Bribed fangirls to leave you two alone
Food
Plane tickets to Snezhnaya
a mountain in snezhnaya
A jacket
A sack
A knife
A bodybag
A large Scarameow plush x10
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(A/N the list kept going, some of those were a joke I swear-)

He raised his eyebrow and asked "what's wrong?", I sigh and turn to him before kowtowing on the floor "I have financial problems.." He stared for a moment before bursting out laughing.

He wiped away a fake tear and I looked at him, he pat my head a few times before looking at me witha smug smirk, "what?" I asked "nothing, wanna play a game?" I looked at him confused but nodded 
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'How did this happen..' I thought to myself, we ended up playing rock paper scissors and I lost 38 TIMES IN A GODDAMN ROW. He looked away and tried to hide his laughter.

Third pov

Scaramouche sighed as the other male looked back at him. Kazuha stood up and walked over to his kitchen, he came back with a cup filled with water and said with a calm tone "whoever loses next round gets water splashed in there face.", Scarameow thought for a moment before accepting. Surprisingly Scarameow won and immediately splashed the water in the others face. He smirked smugly, happy that he won atlast, Kazuha chuckled and wiped his face with his shirt. Scarameow looked down and noticed that his bodytype was the same as before so he quietly sighed in relief.

Kazuha looked up at him and splashed water from a bottle behind him to Scarameows face, now they were both wet and Scarameow bonked his head numerous times. Kazuboi got annoyed at his bonks and pinned him to the wall (Kabaedon I think?)

Scaras mind began to go crazy as Kazuha looked down at him, smirking smugly. "What's wrong?" He asked playfully as he slowly got closer. Scara could barely get any words out and he subconsciously covered Kazuhas mouth with his right hand. Kazuha seemed unfazed at the action and he continued staring at Scaras indigo eyes with his red ones. A deep blush spread through Scaras face as he felt Kazuha lick the palm of his hand, he slowly grabbed the smaller ones wrist and stuck his tongue out between Scaras middle and ring finger in a seductive manner.

Scara immediately pulled his hand back and Kazuha took the opportunity to kiss his forhead lightly. The sudden action rendered the bottom speechless. The purple haired boy looked up at Kazuha and the white-red-haired took notice and chuckled softly, "speechless?" He asked and Scara could only nod. He leaned to the smaller ones ear and whispered in a low voice, "you're cute..".

Scara blushed extremely hard and said quietly because his mouth was right next to Kazuhas left ear "shut up. If anyone walked in they'd think we were making out." He sighed and felt Kazuha rest his head on his shoulder, he blushed and kept his arms to his sides as he felt the others arms gently wrap around his waist. "Who cares.." Kazuha asked, "me" Scara replied in a somewhat quiet voice. Hearing his answer, Kazuha moved down to rest his head on Scaras chest and glanced up at him "then..why aren't you trying to resist?". Scaramouche froze and didn't know how to reply, he looked down and looked at Kazuhas eyes. Kazuha smirked and buried his face into Scaras chest.

Scara sighed in defeat and carressed Kazuhas head and ended up accidentally untying his hair in the process. "Ah sorry- I accidentally pulled it off" he apologized and was about to attempt to retie it but Kazuha just put the hair tie away and snuggled his face into his chest again. "Jeez, why do you keep burying your face there? Don't you have to breath?" Scara chuckled and continued caressing his not yet boyfriends hair. Suddenly the doorbell rang and Kazuha stayed unmoving, "Kazuha, the doorbell rang" Kazuha sighed and said with his face still buried into the others chest "mmf mph mmfph mm.." Scaramouche sighed and put sandwiched Kazuhas head with his hands and lifted them up, "I didn't understand what you sai-" "holy shit. Aether look he has a secret lover." A nonchalant voice was heard at the bedroom doorway and it was Aether and Xiao.

"Wait no- this isn't- I uh-" Scara could barely get any words out before Kazuha noticed his situation and glared at the two of them "what do you want?." "Relax, we're checking up on you." Xiao replied and Aether nodded "seems like it was the wrong timing tho- atleast tell us when you finally date somebody! The only person your cold butt dated was *** and it's a good thing you and her ended it mutually!" Aether said.

Scaras eyes widened slightly, he didn't know Kazuha had an ex-girlfriend at all. He looked down and the male resting on his chest and calmed down, "get out. I'm busy." "With what?" Xiao said while calmly stopping Aether from pushing him out of the room. "Out." Kazuha glared at the yaksha and Aether successfully got him out of the place. Scara and Kazuha were now alone in Kazuhas dorm once again.

Scara expected Kazuha to bury his face in his chest again but Kazuha just stared up at him calmly. Scara asked "is something wrong?" "Yea, we're not dating."

An awkward silence fell as they continued to stare at eachother. "That was a pick up line wasn't it?.." "Yea..and an attempt to date you.." "Yea sure..wait what-"

A/N smut or no smut, that is question you all will answer..again-😃