Darling Dearest [Yandere JJBA x reader]

[9] Friendships formed, enemies made

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Warning: Pain via broken finger, blood, God is an asshole, Horror?

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A blank inky void surrounded everyone from Jojo's Bizzare Adventures. Men and women looked and whispered to each other wondering if this was finally it. Would they finally get to see their darling?

They muttered and talked with each other finding their respective group and or people they recognized. Some had happy reunions while others scowled at each other.

"Silence yourself." A voice from above commanded the group. A figure clocked in shining white cloth floated above them. The more religious of the group began to pray while some glared up at the figure.

"We shall begin shortly, but first I'd like to set some ground rules. Along with some advice." The figure known as God said floating down to where they all stood. God waved their hand as papers appeared in everyone's arms.

"I shall erase your existence in her world. Every publication, show, memory, figure, and writing shall be whipped from its surface. Then I will create a new identity for you, which you are holding in your hands now." Said the supreme being causing everyone to look over the papers in their hands.

"I'll also allow you all to understand and speak English since this game wouldn't be as fun if (Name) didn't understand you. Though I will allow you to speak your mother tongue as well. I shant deprive you of that." They thought for a moment.

"Since it will add a more fun aspect of communication she will not understand. Though you could just use your stand for that since you will be keeping them." The all-seeing being said watched as their creations frantically looked over the papers, already realizing this would be their only chance to look at them.

"Oh! On the subject of keeping your stands, Pucci," God said turning to the priest as he jumped and began muttering prayers of mercy.

"Stop your worthless mumbling. I've only come to tell you that you won't be keeping Made in Heaven or C-Moon. Since I and most people would consider them "Bullshit", I shall allow you to keep Whitesnake. Since something like that can do little harm in this grand scheme." This made Pucci profusely thank the lord, agreeing with their whims.

Others in the room couldn't help but wonder what God and this man were talking about, while others were grateful they didn't have to deal with the end of the world again.

"Now onto the advice. Some of you might have already realized that this is your only chance at love. You've spent your whole life chasing after her but now she's finally in front of you. Your one and only that you've been waiting for." they said partially glancing at the Rock Humans of the group.

"Others of you have settled for ones like you, finding comfort in the same interest of (Name). You might love one another now, but the deep connection (Name) could give you with her sheer presence is what you crave deep down in your soul," they added looking at all the lonely souls that died before they could ever find peace with another person.

"I caution you, letting your emotions run while will be your downfall. As you might've seen, (Name) can be skittish and easily flustered. If you thrust your love upon her she'll become frightened. You won't be getting a second chance, so make this one count." God warned everyone as the seriousness dawned on them all, but none of the faltered.

Not even for a second.

"Now, I shall allow you to talk to one another before sending you on your way. Let me get you all started." Said the supreme being as they used their powers to drag certain people into groups.