Darling Dearest [Yandere JJBA x reader]

{Jojo men's slongs}

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Warning: Very crude language, spoilers, talks of dick sizes, dick color, pubic hair, cum, and etc

Note: Hello my kind readers, and I am SO sorry for this chapter. Not really, but for those expecting a normal chapter after all this time, I'm sorry to those people lol. Instead, you get a cock and balls chapter. So anyone not chill about such subjects, go read one of my other stories or reread this one. And for anyone wondering why I suddenly am writing this, you have to thank @Meandurmommy321 for that one. I made a small tiny little bet about it and now I'm here. The bet was "50k reads for a cock chapter" and I lost so let's get into my "rules" for this.

So I'm gonna keep it vague because I like leaving it up to the imagination. The way I'm gonna do this is by categorizing the characteristics and writing some descriptions. Below you can see my scaling.

How thick a character's penis is: Thin, average, thick

How long a character's penis is: Short, average, long

If there a circumcised or not: Cut, uncut

The state of their pubic hair: Bare, trimmed, wild

How big their balls are: shy, average, hung

Color of their gunk: Color

Description of their cum/how much they cum: Cum

And lastly, some characters might have an "Any distinct characteristics?" category.

The reason I'm doing it this way is that if you think short is 6 inches and the average is 12 inches then that's up to you lol. I'd think I'd die ha! So I wanna keep it vague for anyone who already has a cannon in mind. All underage characters are aged up. Remember this is all for fun!

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----The JoJo's----

-------☆ Jonathan Joestar

Thin, average, thick: BRO IS 6'5 I'll PRAY FOR ERINA

Short, average, long: Ok so in my brain I see this as an equalizer to his fat fucking dick. He can't be packing all that thickness and then hit you with the cervix kisser, not yet at least. If you can't tell I'm trying to keep it diverse instead of saying everyone got a pussy destroyer of a cock.

Cut, uncut: From my very quick research on this topic, he would be uncut. This is because he was born in the 1800s and circumcision of boys as a medical procedure only became popular in the English-speaking world during the late nineteenth century. So our boy just missed the cut-off... literally.

Bare, trimmed, wild: As Jonathan a gentleman at heart, I believe he would take care with timing back some of his hair. I don't think he'd be the type to completely shave it off because that's difficult enough with 2000 razors, I can imagine with an 1800 razor. Although I do feel like he has a tiny snail trail.

shy, average, hung: This man got Erina pregnant after like 3 days of marriage, and we both know he wouldn't have "defiled" Erina by doing it outside of marriage. So this man must have some mega breeding balls on or Erina is a "We'll get pregnant if we hold hands!" type pussy.

Color: The base matches his skin color pretty closely but gets darker the further you go to his tip then his tip is a nice pinkish skin tone. His balls are the same darker skin tone you would see on his shaft.

Cum: I've expressed my feelings on Jonathan's fertility, this man cums cloudy and thick. I also would bet, like 5 bucks, that this man cums a lot. He acts like his recovery time is very short, it isn't and he just doesn't realize he's overstimulating himself.