[Lincoln is relaxing in his room as he enjoys his comic books]
Lincoln:Ahhh,this is paradise nothing like reading a good comic on a nice, Saturday morning in my undies nothing can possibly ruin this moment
[Rusty breaks into Lincoln room as he holding a piece of female clothing]
Rusty:Lincoln emergency!
Lincoln:And I spoke too soon,and I was just on the best part too [He sighs putting comic down and staring at Rusty. He had bad habit angering girls so badly he needed Lincoln to smooth things over or help fix things as he often questions why their still friend] what did you do now Rusty?
Rusty:I just stole this from Rubellite! [Shows a pair of female clothing as Lincoln stares at him wide eyed at his friends stupidity]
Lincoln:no you fudging didn't?!
Rusty:It was an impulse purchase with a five finger discount.
Lincoln:And your first thought was to come here?! [He said in disbelief quickly getting dressed and his Window slide read] what do you expect me to do exactly?!
Rusty:Yeah you gotta protect me from your big brother please Lincoln I'm begging you! [He begged almost in tears as Lincoln stares at him in disbelief]
Lincoln:What in the wide world of Gods green earth even made you think this was okay Rusty?! Out of all people you went after my brother's girlfriend, the same guy that has a reputation of resorting to violence first except on rare occasions!
Rusty:idk I wasn't thinking Lincoln come on please help a brother out!
[Lalo gently knocks out the door]
Lalo:Lincoln is Rusty in there?
Lincoln:Uhh umm why do you ask big brother?
Lalo:Unfortunately,I'm morally obligated to kill him,with my many assortment of weapons. [He said calmy still which only somehow made Rusty even more scared]
Rusty:Beware the anger of A good man.
Lincoln:Uhh umm you know Lalo I don't think I can legally allow you to do this can't we just let this slide and Rusty gives back what he stole promise never pull this stunt again right Rusty?! [He said menacingly glaring at the young spokes as he gulps nodding]
Rusty:of course I swear I won't please spare me!
Lalo:their is no talking me out of this so it's either you open the door let me give him his punishment or you can join him your call [He said as they heard a loud thud as he pulls out a metal baseball bat]
Lincoln:.oh my god he's really gonna do it?!
Rusty:Lincoln please make the right choice!
Lincoln:I will....by choosing not to choose I'm out the window goodbye Rusty see you in the hospital! [He jumps out the window via his slide]
Rusty:Lincoln you Dirtbag!
Lalo:I can hear you breathing Rusty,if it's any consolation to your family I'll pay for your medical bills [He slammed his bat on the floor as he gets ready bust the door get to him]
[Rusty pulls out a cross out of pocket kissing it as he prays to god as he whispered]
Rusty:It was a good life
-Later-
[Rusty was in a hospital bed groaning in absolute pain,as only thing weren't broken or hurt were his eyes,teeth and toes]
((and that brings this next installment of loud shorts to a close, I based this off YouTuber shorts of @Matt_the_curtin so if you have the time please check it out. Writing for the loud house has been challenging to say the least but I haven't given up on this book I promise, anyway catch ya later folks
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The Loud house: The loud of Greed 💴
AdventureLalo loud is twin brother of Leni loud and Lincoln older brother. With a extra boy in the house how will Loud family function and survive with this king of wealth.
