Missing Piece |DKBK AU| [ENG]

twelve.

«Katsuki»

"God, Deku, really, you don't have to".

"I know" He says, smiling, looking at everywhere. "But it's not on me" And shrugs. "I'm just following orders".

I huff, amused. Since that incident just a week ago he has mysteriously been at exactly the same spots I've patrolled. Jeanist agreed with the army, and coincidentally it's Deku who comes to give support in all the missions while being almost my goddamn bodyguard.

I mean, I clearly fucking love it but.., does he really have to come with me even when I come to the fucking bathroom?

"Whatever" I say, rolling my eyes. "What with it, by the way? Have you knew something new?"

"Mh, no, but the investigations seem to move thanks to the info on the quirk of who made the car disappear, it was a good start. And.., my conclusion was right, they were quirk bullets, I have people analyzing them already".

"How did you know, by the way?"

"The sound of the gun being fired. I heard it once with a soldier who unfortunately lost his quirk after that".

"Damn, for real?"

"Mhm" He nods. "It's prolonged, it doesn't go away immediately. It's like a venom, and it depends a lot on the person. He completely lost it after two months of the shot".

"Damn..."

"Yeah..." He murmurs, thinking about it. "I thank God so much I was there, it was obvious they were after you".

I frown, lowering my head, thinking about it. I can't imagine my life without a quirk and.., even though he doesn't have one, it's more than obvious he was literally an angel to me by taking those bullets in my place, protecting me no matter what.

God, this man is giving me more and more fucking material to fall.

"Well, then that's something I owe you" I tell him. "Someday I'll take a bullet for you too".

"God, no" He says, alarmed, even shaking his head in total denial. "Don't even say it, Kacchan, of course not".

"What? Why?" I say, giggling. "It's not like I haven't been shot before, and if I do it to cover you it would be totally worth it".

He chuckles, still refusing. "No, shut up, don't say that. I would just rather receive them all, better find another way to pay me, will you?"

I smile, I see him here for a second, walking alongside, about to arrive to the agency to take our break. "Another way to pay you? Like what, huh?"

He shrugs. "Mh... I don't know. A katsudon would be good".

I chuckle, shaking my head. "You always thinking bout food".

He laughs too, but no one says more for now. The two of us get to the building, enter and go straight to the restrooms. I take off my gloves, leave them in the sinks and quickly go in to do my thing.

As soon as the pee's heard, he says; "Hey, stop, why are you wasting something coming from your dickie if my mouth is right here?"

I let out a fucking laugh. I swear to God it wasn't even a laugh, I almost fucking choke. "God, Deku, shut up, you pig!"

He chuckles too, looks like he's leaning back here outside my door. "What? Nothing coming from you is a waste, you handsome".

I laugh. God, he's a fucking jerk.

I love it.

"Just shut your mouth, will you?" I say, hardly hiding my laugh, adjusting my pants.

"Shut me up then".