"Eugene....something terrible is coming." Squipward was trembling as he spoke, his tentacles gripping the crab's bicep. "I-I...I witnessed something I shouldn't have seen and now...I don't know what to do and-"
Eugene grabbed Squordword's shoulders, grounding him. "Squiddy, you can tell me anything. Whatever you saw- whoever you saw, I'll protect you no matter what. You know that right?"
Squid knew that Eugene would keep his promise, at least to the best of his ability. The entrepreneur had spent a large portion of his life in the navy after all. He had the scars and tattoos to prove it. But even taking into account all of Eugene's training, could he even hold his own against Patrick? Patrick had killed SpongeBob with no hesitation. He obliterated that twink.
"Eugene it's...it's-it's-"
"OUT WITH IT BOYO!!!"
"PATRICK. MY HUSBAND," Squidweed finally blurted out. He was shaking, tears beginning to well up in his eyes. He began to collapse, knees giving out underneath him as he plummeted to the cold wooden plank floor. Before he could fall however, Eugene quickly caught him and cradled him in his arms.
"What did he do Squiddy?" Skidword opened his mouth as if he was about to answer but no words came out. Memories from hours earlier began to rush back into his mind. The sound of SpongeBob's tiny scrimbly ass bones snapping, Patrick's massive schlong pissing on the remnants of the poor decimated sponge. It was all too much.
"Squidward, please. I need to know what Patrick did. I know it's hard baby but you're strong, I know you are. Tell daddy Krabs what he did." Eugene looked at the squid fondly, not wanting to pressure him.
Squidward swallowed. "SpongeBob's dead. Patrick killed him."
Eugene's eyes widened. SpongeBob? Dead????
"SpongeBob me boy...you never should have associated yerself with that star." Eugene made a cross motion across his chest with his free claw, in respect for the deceased sponge. "He was bad news from the start."
"Eugene..." Squidwar looked up at Eugene, eyes still brimming with tears. "Who...no, what IS Patrick?"
Eugene sighed. He knew this day would come. He couldn't hide Patrick's past from Skipwerp any longer, he had to come clean no matter what. It was already too late to go back. Eugene sat back on his shitty crusty hammock, holding Squiderd in his lap like a mall Santa holding a toddler. He took a deep breath in.
"It all started on a Navy mission, thirty years ago. That's when Patrick was unleashed."
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(Mr Krabs x Squidward❤) Long Day's Work (13+)
FanfictionAfter Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff get divorced, Mr. Krabs doesn't know what to do with himself: that is, until Squidward comes over to Eugene's place at night after work.
