(Mr Krabs x Squidward❤) Long Day's Work (13+)

Eugene Gets Buff

If Eugene wanted to beat Patrick in a duel for Squifgard's heart, he needed to train. He wasn't in his prime anymore, he had let himself go after the war. This wouldn't do, as Patrick's strength would surely turn him into a small red stain. So Eugene started at the local Bikini Bottom gym. 

As soon as the old wrinkly crab walked in, he felt out of his depth. There were young, sexy fish everywhere and Eugene was slightly intimidated.

"Hmmm...not as sexy as Mr. Squitwart agagagaga," The crab thought to himself.

He decided to try the stair machine first to build up his speed. Patrick was lightning fast, so Eugene had to work hard to be able to keep up with him in their coming battle. 

But as soon as he stepped on the machine, he realized that his legs were very short. Too short to walk up stairs, surely. He began to stumble and fall.

"AGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAHGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAHHHHAGAGAGAAAAAAAAHHHHHAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHHHHHHHH-"

Since it was a stair machine, he stumbled infinitely. His embarrassment and shame on display, forever on loop for every Bikini Bottom gym patron.

"AGAGAGAGAAAAAHAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAHHHHHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAAHHHHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAHHHH-"

Everyone in the gym grew uncomfortable at the old crustacean's tumbling, so they began to leave all at once. Not one fish stopped to help old man crabs. All except one. 

Eugene felt two large, greasy arms lift him from his endless fall.  

"Careful there, small fry."

Eugene looked up to the large figure to protest. He was no small crab! But when he looked to his savior, he stopped dead in his tracks.

The man who had saved him was the biggest fish he had ever seen. He was olive brown with an orange shirt and brown pants with round black glasses. His tits were round and his thighs thunderous. This looked like a man who could defeat Patrick Star.

Eugene was at a loss for words. "Agagaga- you- I-"

The large brunette put a finger to Eugene's sultry lips, shushing him. "My name is Bubble Bass. Charmed I'm sure." He kissed Eugene's claw. "What's your name milord?"

"Eugene. Eugene Krabs."

Bubble Bass stood up, helping Eugene up. 

"Er...thanks." Eugene was still in awe at the bass's physique. Bubble Bass noticed the crab staring and chuckled heartily. Eugene quickly looked away, embarrassed that he had been caught.

"You like my body, huh? I've been training for years. Want me to show you?"

Eugene only nodded.

And so it was decided. Eugene would train under Bubble Bass in order to defeat Patrick and reclaim his squiddy bride.

At first, Bubble Bass was unaware of Eugene's motives, but he didn't ask. At least, not for some time. But after a while, his curiosity got the better of him.

"Eugene," he asked one morning while helping Krabs with his punches, "why are you training? You aren't doing this for recreation, you're training for battle."

Eugene stopped punching briefly before resuming. 

"Aye, I'm doing it to reclaim me beloved."

"Your beloved?" Bubble Bass asked, confused.

"Yes, me beloved. Me beloved Squiddy. Agagaga."