(Mr Krabs x Squidward❤) Long Day's Work (13+)

Consequences

"Eugene...I'm so sorry." The squid whimpered and began to wipe his tears furiously.

"What in the Davey Jones are ye goin on about Mr. Squidward?"

"If it weren't for me then maybe..." Squibward paused. "Well, maybe Patrick would still be satisfied. Maybe he wouldn't have killed SpongeBob- not that I really care that he's dead, he was really annoying but still." The confusion on Eugene's face pushed Squidwarf to explain further. "He said that if you interfered in his life again, you could 'say goodbye to your precious life.' Could this be what he meant? Our foolish little affair? I was an idiot to think he wouldn't realize. Eugene I-"

Krabsy cut him off by suddenly pulling the twinky invertebrate into a passionate kiss. He started kissing down Squid's neck, stopping near his collarbone.

"Eugene-!" Squidwarp could barely get a word out. Why was Eugene doing this? They were having an important conversation about Patrick! They were running out of time, and unfortunately they did not have time for these childish escapades. He pushed Daddy Krabs off of him so he could finish his sentence, when he noticed a star shaped hole in the wall behind Eugene. Squibwarp froze. Then he felt a strong stub holding on to his shoulder possessively.

"Eugene." Rick's deep voice boomed (*Patrick fuck sorry I keep forgetting). "It has been a while since we last faced each other. Didn't I tell you not to interfere in my life? You didn't tell my darling husband anything he didn't need to know, did you?"

Patrick stared daggers into Eugene, but the crab did not waver. He matched Patrick's gaze without so much as flinching, saying nothing in response to the star's inquiry.

"Hmmm...not answering, huh? You must have known that the consequences of your actions would catch up to you, Eugene. Tsk tsk." Patrick continued to stare into Eugene's eyestalks, licking his lips as he prepared to speak again. However, Eugene cut him off.

"I'm not afraid of ye boyo. Not anymore, agagagagagagaga!" Krabs pulled Squidward away from Patrick and threw a punch in one quick motion, catching the sea star off guard as his claw slammed into Patrick's jaw.

Patrick stumbled, but he quickly regained his composure. "Eugene, you've grown stronger since we last met. Finally, someone who's worth killing!" Patrick charged towards Eugene. Before he could reach Father Krab however, Squisward ran out in front of his star-crossed lover to shield him from the oncoming assault.

"Patrick please!" Squigward cried out. "This isn't you!"

Patrick stopped in front of his husband. "Squiddy...don't get involved. Daddy needs to put this bottomfeeder in his place. He has no right touching what isn't his....grrrr"

"Patrick please, don't hurt Eugene. I'll do anything just please...don't...you don't have to hurt anyone else."

Patrick paused. He looked to Eugene, scowling. "This isn't over Eugene. Watch yourself becuase Squiddy won't be there to do it for you; not anymore."

Patrick harshly gripped Squiherd's arm and pulled him through the star shaped hole in Eugene's wall. Squidwarg wept, looking back to Eugene longingly. "I'm sorry Eugene. This is goodbye..."

"MR. SQUIDWARD NOOOOO AGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!!!!!!"