(Mr Krabs x Squidward❤) Long Day's Work (13+)

Mr Squidward

Mr. Krabs sighed as he put his framed picture of Mrs. Puff inside his garbage can. They had just recently gotten divorced, and Eugene was taking it pretty hard. He had loved that woman with all of his krabby heart, and she had just left him for town heart throb, Bubble Bass. Mr. Krabs was left a broken krab. Eugene trudged over to his hammock, careful to avoid any holes in his green, wooden flooring, when he heard a knock at his door. Who could be knockin at me door at this hour agagagagaga? Mr. Krabs thought to himself. He scuttled over to the front door.
When he opened the metal door, he saw Squidward wearing a light pink sweater with a titty window. He didn't have pants.
"Agagagagaga Mr. Squidward what are ye doin here?" Mr. Krabs questioned.
Squidward got flustered and he quickly responded while batting his eyes to the side. "I-I just wanted to see how you're doing after your messy divorce. NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING."
"Agagagaga come in Mr. Squidward"
Squidward hesitantly walked through Eugene's doorway, looking around the crab's house as he did. Mr. Krabs had an old, boomer looking house; probably because Mr. Krabs was a boomer. Squidward also noticed how old and splintery Mr. Krabs's floor was. He recalled the time Gary, SpongeBob's bisexual pet snail, got a horrible splinter. He cringed at the thought.
As Mr. Krabs led Squidward into his living room, he asked, "So what's on ye mind Mr. Squidward?"
"I TOLD you. I'm only here to check on you."
Mr. Krabs then grabbed Squidwards butt. Squidward hesitantly began to speak.
"Eugene, I can't. We both know I'm married to Patrick." Squidward sounded confident, but he was really conflicted. He had been married to Patrick for three years, but he also had a crush on Mr. Krabs. This was all so confusing to the squid.
"Squidward, please," Mr. Krabs begged.
Squidward was at a crossroads. Should he stay loyal to Patrick, or should he try something new?