Squidward walked the long half a mile from Eugene's house all the way home: back to Patrick. He could see the dim, flashing light from their shitty living room TV illuminating their sandy front yard.
Patrick was awake.
Squiddy contemplated sneaking in the back door, but Patrick had surely locked it by now. It was best to just walk in the front; maybe Patrick would be too drunk to notice.
And so, Squidward carefully opened the rickety front door. He managed to peek through the door without his husband noticing. As usual, he was slumped in his recliner surrounded by empty beer bottles.
Squidward slipped through the door and began to close it when...
"Where the hell have you been."
"R-rick, I can explain-"
"I told you A THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME'S. NOT RIIIIIIIIIICK."
Patrick was up out of his chair now, and he faced the thin squid.
"You were at Eugene's house again, weren't you? Why were you out so damn long? What did you two do?"
Squidward gulped. "Patrick it's not what you think! Really!"
"Whatever." Patrick sat back down just in time to see the guy get hit with the coconut on the TV.
Squidward sniffled and walked upstairs to their room.
He dreamt of Eugene.
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(Mr Krabs x Squidward❤) Long Day's Work (13+)
FanfictionAfter Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff get divorced, Mr. Krabs doesn't know what to do with himself: that is, until Squidward comes over to Eugene's place at night after work.
