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Him: My Man <3

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Him: My Man <3

You: My Wife

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My Man <3: Hey baby when are you coming home from work?

My Wife: I just left Reiner.

My Man <3: I know, but I miss you.

My Wife: Well you're going to have to miss me for the next 8 hours.

My Man <3: 8 HOURS?!

My Wife: You do it 5 days a week

My Man <3: Call me during your lunch

My Wife: I always do honey

My Man <3: I love you, stay safe.

My Wife: I love you more

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*My Wife has silenced notifications*

My Man <3: WHAT?

My Man <3: WHYYY?

My Man <3: BABE!

My Wife: Stop, I'm in a meeting! You're on my DND list, so I still get notifications from you.

My Man <3: Oh sorry love

My Wife: Why did you spam me a second after I silenced them....

My Man <3: ...

My Wife: ...

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My Man <3: Should I get a haircut

My Wife: If you do, I won't talk to you for a week.

My Man <3: Why?

My Wife: DO. NOT. CUT. YOUR. HAIR.

My Man <3: It's my hair.

My Wife: You're married to me so it's mine now.

My Man <3: *sigh*

My Wife: You did not just type out "sigh"...

My Man <3: -_-

My Wife: I married a child.

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My Wife: Where is your blue shirt?

My Man <3: I'm wearing it

My Wife: Give it to me. I'm in the room.

My Man <3: It's my shirt...

My Wife: I don't care! It's my favorite.

My Man <3: I'm coming.

My Wife: Thank you

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