Him: My Man <3
You: My Wife
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My Man <3: Hey baby when are you coming home from work?
My Wife: I just left Reiner.
My Man <3: I know, but I miss you.
My Wife: Well you're going to have to miss me for the next 8 hours.
My Man <3: 8 HOURS?!
My Wife: You do it 5 days a week
My Man <3: Call me during your lunch
My Wife: I always do honey
My Man <3: I love you, stay safe.
My Wife: I love you more
•---------•
*My Wife has silenced notifications*
My Man <3: WHAT?
My Man <3: WHYYY?
My Man <3: BABE!
My Wife: Stop, I'm in a meeting! You're on my DND list, so I still get notifications from you.
My Man <3: Oh sorry love
My Wife: Why did you spam me a second after I silenced them....
My Man <3: ...
My Wife: ...
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My Man <3: Should I get a haircut
My Wife: If you do, I won't talk to you for a week.
My Man <3: Why?
My Wife: DO. NOT. CUT. YOUR. HAIR.
My Man <3: It's my hair.
My Wife: You're married to me so it's mine now.
My Man <3: *sigh*
My Wife: You did not just type out "sigh"...
My Man <3: -_-
My Wife: I married a child.
•---------•
My Wife: Where is your blue shirt?
My Man <3: I'm wearing it
My Wife: Give it to me. I'm in the room.
My Man <3: It's my shirt...
My Wife: I don't care! It's my favorite.
My Man <3: I'm coming.
My Wife: Thank you
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Attack On Titan Oneshots / Preferences ✔️
أدب الهواة❝𝙼𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎.❞ AOT Males x Female Reader [Requests Closed] BOOK STATUS: COMPLETE ✔️ Contains Spoilers ╔══•●•══╗ 𝙀𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝘼...