♥♡𝔸𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟♡♥ (𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜)

♥♡ drunk headcannons: Monstadt ♡♥

fluff + slight lemon?
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❄ Kaeya ❄
-It's common knowledge that Kaeya gets drunk quite often, so you've always made sure to check on him in the tavern when you know he's there
-Diluc used to call Jean or Albedo to take him home, but Kaeya tends to act more compliant with you so you end up taking him home most of the time
-Kaeya always ends up rambling about something, whether it be letting a secret or a harsh opinion slip, or confessing about something in particular...
-"Ah, Y/N... finally, someone not as unromantic as Diluc..."

💜 Mommy Lisa 💜
-Lisa doesn't get drunk that much, and when she does, she always passes out afterwards. So when you see her when she's still conscious while drunk, it's a bit rare
-You found her blackout drunk in her library, sleeping against her desk with books from her secret section scattered around her... yeah, you didn't know whether to look inside them or not.
-Her words are definitely slurred, and when she's not asleep while drunk she says the horniest, out of pocket things
-"There's my favorite cutie~"

🔥 Diluc 🔥
-He doesn't get drunk. The only time he did it was when he got tricked into drinking a bit from Kaeya.
-DEFINITELY has a low tolerance, so after he drank that small bit his movements were a bit more shaky and unsteady
-Diluc is a bit more touchy towards you while drunk. He'll occasionally touch you, stand closer to you, and hug you from behind if you're lucky
-"Why does Kaeya even like drinking wine...?"

🍷 Venti🍷
-Let's be honest, has there ever been a time he hasn't been drunk? More touchy, talkative, and bold 😃
-He will do the dumbest things 100%, like playing his lyre or trying to do some weird trick to impress you
-Venti absolutely doesn't care about anything, he'll yell or try to kiss you blatantly
-This man says(and does) the randomest stuff while drunk.
-"Y/N!~ Ehe, I'm so glad you're here... Hey, you should try on my hat! I bet you'd look good in it~"

🧪 Albedo 🧪
-He doesn't get drunk much; he doesn't love the taste of wine. But when you see him drunk, it's really adorable
-He rants about his research and doesn't care if you're not really listening, he could rant and talk for hours if you'd let him ("aCcOrDiNg To My cAlCuLaTiOnS  🤓☝")
-Says the weirdest, nerdiest, most science-y pickup lines in all of history to you
-"Hey Y/N, if the earth didn't have gravity..." (He can't remember the rest of the line, so he just goes on another rant.) "...actually, if the world didn't have gravity--"

🧊 Rosaria 🧊
-She gets drunk sometimes, so it's not a complete surprise when you see her drunk
-Rosaria's hella overprotective, would actually murder someone that even looked your way
-She doesn't really speak, just acts extremely affectionate and intimate with you, which isn't exactly the case when she's sober
-When she does speak, though, she'll ask the most random questions that you just HAVE to validate.
-"Y/N, do you... do you like my custom outfit? Or the church outfit more?"

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I'll make more with all the regions <3