👆🏾 The one sneezing is GreenKing309.
And that's what happens when an Author sneezes.
Anyway, let's go.
*The three are getting into a car*
Ant357627: I’m driving.
Sithlord863:*out of view* Shotgun!
GreenKing309:*turning to face Sithlord863* Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Green & Ant: WOAH-!?
Sithlord863:*holding a shotgun* No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!*Pumps shotgun*
Next!
Ant357627: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Sithlord863:*turning to GreenKing309* How tall are you?
Next.
Sithlord863: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ant357627: Wasn't GreenKing309 with you?
GreenKing309: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Nex.
Ant357627: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 100 million gold?
Sithlord863: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
GreenKing309: You can stab me too, then we'll have 200 million.
Sithlord863: Good thinking.
NEXT!
Ant357627:*driving Sithlord863 and GreenKing309* So how was your day?
Sithlord863: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ant357627: What?
GreenKing309: We almost got kidnapped.
Ant357627: Oh, okay.
Ant357627:*slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
next....
Ant357627: What do you think Sithlord863 will do for a distraction?
GreenKing309: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*A building explodes and several car alarms go off*
GreenKing309:...or he could do that.
¡Próximo!
Ant357627: Why are you on the floor?
Sithlord863: I'm depressed.
Sithlord863: Also I was stabbed, can you get GreenKing309, please.
Next.
Ant357627: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Sithlord863: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
GreenKing309: Smad.
.txeN
Ant357627: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Sithlord863: Put spaghetti in it.
Ant357627: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone, but you.
GreenKing309: Put spaghetti in it.
Ant357627: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone, but you two.
USS-Texas: Put spaghetti in it.
Ant357627: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
et.xN
Ant357627: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Sithlord863: This knife is actually a magic wand.
GreenKing309: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
USS-Texas:*cocks gun* Magic missile.
221September: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
.nexT
Ant357627: We need a distraction.
Sithlord863: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
GreenKing309:*whispering* My time has come.
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