The three Authors doing or saying random shit

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👆🏾 The one sneezing is GreenKing309.

And that's what happens when an Author sneezes.

Anyway, let's go.

*The three are getting into a car*

Ant357627: I’m driving.

Sithlord863:*out of view* Shotgun!

GreenKing309:*turning to face Sithlord863* Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Green & Ant: WOAH-!?

Sithlord863:*holding a shotgun* No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!*Pumps shotgun*

Next!

Ant357627: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Sithlord863:*turning to GreenKing309* How tall are you?

Next.

Sithlord863: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Ant357627: Wasn't GreenKing309 with you?

GreenKing309: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Nex.

Ant357627: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 100 million gold?

Sithlord863: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

GreenKing309: You can stab me too, then we'll have 200 million.

Sithlord863: Good thinking.

NEXT!

Ant357627:*driving Sithlord863  and GreenKing309* So how was your day?

Sithlord863: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ant357627: What?

GreenKing309: We almost got kidnapped.

Ant357627: Oh, okay.

Ant357627:*slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

next....

Ant357627: What do you think Sithlord863 will do for a distraction?

GreenKing309: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*A building explodes and several car alarms go off*

GreenKing309:...or he could do that.

¡Próximo!

Ant357627: Why are you on the floor?

Sithlord863: I'm depressed.

Sithlord863: Also I was stabbed, can you get GreenKing309, please.

Next.

Ant357627: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Sithlord863: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

GreenKing309: Smad.

.txeN

Ant357627: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Sithlord863: Put spaghetti in it.

Ant357627: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone, but you.

GreenKing309: Put spaghetti in it.

Ant357627: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone, but you two.

USS-Texas: Put spaghetti in it.

Ant357627: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

et.xN

Ant357627: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Sithlord863: This knife is actually a magic wand.

GreenKing309: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

USS-Texas:*cocks gun* Magic missile.

221September: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

.nexT

Ant357627: We need a distraction.

Sithlord863: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

GreenKing309:*whispering* My time has come.

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