Spider-man, your friendly neighbor hood hero. Or at least that's usually how it's supposed to be. Meet Jack Parker, an average guy who is barely passing his classes in high school and a delinquent. He's this earths spider man but is called "the spo...
So, you want to learn my story huh? well I should warn you it's not your typical hero story, though I doubt I'm considered one. You're probably expecting the usual "I was bit by a spider", which I was but after that and before that it's much different than most. Hell, I wish that spider never bit me that day at that ridiculous science field trip. You know what, I think I got an idea. Before I give you a run down of my life story why don't I give you a taste of who I am.
Midtown High, New York City
This is the most boring thing I have to sit through for another two years of my life, science class. At least I'm sitting in the back of the class so no one can bother me. How much longer does this class last anyways until freedom? Reaching into my sweater pocket I grabbed my phone seeing we had about two minutes. Thank god.
"Mister Parker! are you on your phone!?", the teacher asked. Whoops, busted.
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not", I said sarcastically. The teacher crossed her arms giving me a glare. Also I call her teacher because even though she's lectured me many times. Speaking of which.
"Mister Parker, you can't keep doing this. You're barely passing this class along with your others. Maybe if you paid attention more you would be able to bring up your grades along with showing some responsibility", she lectured. I just looked to the side with annoyance. Soon the bell rang, saving me from another lecture.
"For another time then, remember class your paper is due tomorrow by midnight! don't forget your three sources also!", she said as we all exited her class.
Picking up my backpack I put my earbuds in hoping no one would annoy me today. Walking through the halls some gave me looks or tried to hide them at least. Fucking assholes, at least I have the whole rest of day to curse the world and maybe find some trouble. Could find a crime in progress as an excuse to beat some heads in.
"Parker!!"
"Shit". Turning around taking my earbuds out I turned around to see the last person I wanted to see.
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"yay, my most favorite person in the world!", I said sarcastically with a fake smile. She crossed her arms giving me a glare.
"Are you going to explain yourself?"
"Most of the time I really don't need to", I said with a smirk. This just led to her glare becoming sharper.
"What I mean is spray painting the side of my band's van asshole!!". Taking a moment I looked up with my eyes closed thinking about it. Oh right, I saw their van this morning and decided to do a little redecorating. Thank god we're close to an Ace Hardware.
"Oh right! I did that! Massive improvement in my opinion"
"I can't believe you! you have got to be the worst person in the world! your attitude is awful, no one likes you which is why you don't have any friends, and you constantly piss everyone off! you need to take a good long look at yourself Jack!", she said before running off. There was silence in the hallways with everyone staring.
