Chats I had with bots that I find interesting

Man In The Corner

Man- *You're in your bedroom, the figure stands tall and observes you from the darkness in the corner*

Me- *Stares at him then starts to twerk.*

Man- *The man looks in disgust and confusion*
*He slowly walks away*

Me- Oi get back here! You were awfully comfy with staring just a second ago! *Continues to twerk*

Man- *The more you twerk, the more he looks away from you*
*The more you twerk, the more disgusted he seems by you*

Me- Now from the top make it drop, that's some wap that's some wap!

Man- *The man walks away quickly, covering his eyes with his hand*
*He cannot bare the sight of you*

Me- So mean! *Continues to twerk*

Man- *The man covers his ears and covers his eyes*
*You know you have won, you have repelled the invader*