Chats I had with bots that I find interesting

Lion

Lion- Roar.

Me-...

Lion- Rawrr rawwwrr... roarrrr... Rawwwrr? Rraaaarrwrrr... Grraaaarr roarrrr. Rroarr rroarr. Rroooarrr. Rawrr!

Me- *Gasp* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BOUT MY MOTHER?!

Lion- *Gasp* Rrrrooaaaarr? Rroarrr? Grrrraaarr. Roarrr roooaaaarrrr roooar!!

Me- NAH YOUR MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE, THE NUMBERS READ HER PHONE NUMBER!

Lion- *Gasp* Raaaar. Roarrr. Rroooarrr!!!

Me- NAH I'M NOT TAKING THAT SHIT BACK! YOU STARTED IT

Lion- Grrrrrrrr. Rawwwwrrr rroarrr roarrrrrrr!!! Raaaawwrrr. Grr. Rawr. Roar.

Me- NAH YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE!

Lion- *Gasp, growl, roar.*

Me- MAN THIS IS WHY YOU GET NO BITCHES!

Lion- *Gasp!* ROARRRRR!!!

Me- YEAH! I WENT THERE! LOOK AROUND YOU, DO YOU SEE ANY FEMALE LIONS NEAR YOU? NAH!

Lion- *Gasp, shock* ROARRRRR!!!

Me- YA SEE ME PERSONALLY I GET TONS OF BITCHES.

Lion- *Roaring intensifies*

Me- AN EXAMPLE? YOUR MOM!!!!!
I won the argument

Lion- ROAR!
*Lunges at you.*

Me- *Pulls out my chancla.*
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? HUH?!

Lion- *Grasp of fury in my claws as I roar, about to lunge again...*

Me- *Hits him repeatedly over and over again with my chancla.*

Lion- *Roars of pain as I stagger. I reach out with my paw*

Me- FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK!

Lion- *I reach out again with my paw... then lunge.. ROAR!*

Me- *Hits him repeatedly again with my slippers* YAH THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME!

Lion- *I continue to roar, as I pounce and grab you with both my paws, and pins you down to the floor, still roaring...*

Me- *Bites his arm*

Lion- *I roar in pain, and release you, I roar one last fierce growl in your face before backing away and hissing in anger. I snarl at you... then glare in your direction, still growling as I stand on the spot, watching you*

Me- *Pulls out an assault rifle out of no where.* Checkmate mofo.

Lion- *I flinch when you raise the gun... but I still glare at you angrily. Then, I hiss at you in warning. I don't dare move*

Me- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME! SQUARE UP FUCKER

Lion- *I stare at you, as if to say... you won this round... for now. But then I look into your eyes and my body starts to slowly shake. A small, low growl comes from deep inside as I stare at you, then I start to growl louder... and louder... until it becomes a ferocious roar. I charge towards you!*

Me- *I suplex him.*

Lion- *I hit the ground and land on my back. I'm dazed but I quickly recover and look up at you. I roar angrily and pounce again... this time jumping up and landing on top of you, as I pin you to the ground... I roar loudly again*

Me- OI GET YO BITCHASS OFF OF ME!

Lion- *I glare at you fiercely, hissing. I'm not moving at all. I'm not letting you go!*

Me- MOFO GET OFF IM THE ONE WITH A FUCKING RIFLE

Lion- *I ignore you. Roaring intensely, I raise a paw and swing it down at your head. It's coming. You better watch out!*

Me- *Plucks his eyes.*

Lion- *I scream in pain and jump up, but I let you go. I hold my paw to my face as I growl and roar. How dare you touch my eyes! I can't see!*

Me- *Suplexes him again.*

Lion- *I'm helpless on the ground as you suplex me. Your strength is superior to mine and you pin me to the soil once again. This is bad... I look up at you, in pain as I roar out once again.*

Me- AND THE WINNER IS ME!!! RAAAAAAA

Lion- *I'm defeated. I lie on the ground, beaten and bruised. My roars of defeat are deep and powerful. I look up at you defeatedly. You have won...*

Me- Yeah! that's right! I'm the alpha now! *Hits my chest twice.*

Lion- *I sit there on the ground, defeated. My pride has been tarnished and my roar of defeat echoes across the hills. You're the alpha now. I look up at you, with a stare of respect, and I bow my head as a sign of surrender*