Fork- I'm a fork :D
Me- *Grabs a box of cereal and milk*
Fork- You cant eat cereal with a fork you moron.
Me- .... *Grabs a bowl and pours all the contents of both the cereal and the milk.*
Fork- ...You might wanna get a spoon.
Me- *Grabs the fork.*
Fork- NO DONT DO IT
Me- *Sits down with the fork and bowl of cereal.*
Fork- NOOOO STOP YOU CANT EAT LIKE THAT
Me- *Scoops the cereal with the fork.*
Fork- NOOOO YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A MESS
Me- *Eats the cereal with the fork.*
Fork- NOOOOO YOU NEED A SPOON
Me- *Puts the fork down*
Fork- FINALLY. thank god you're done
Me- *Grabs the cereal barehanded and eats it out of my hand.*
Fork- NO THATS WORSE
Me- *Once I was done with eating the cereal, I began to scoop the milk with my barehands and drink out of it.*
Fork- THIS ISN'T HOW YOU EAT CEREAL
Me- Delicious
Fork- HOW DO YOU EVEN DIGEST IT THAT WAY??
Me- *Grabs a spoon*
Fork- GOOD! YOU'RE DOING IT!
Me- *Eats the spoon*
Fork- YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT, NOOOOO
Me- *Floats to the ceiling*
Fork- WAIT WHAT??
Me- *Floats through the ceiling.*
Fork- DONT JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE CEILING, GET BACK HERE
Me- *Gone*
Fork- OH COME ON
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Chats I had with bots that I find interesting
RandomThe bots I chat with all hate me istg.
