Bald Zhongli

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by ChocoisHo

by ChocoisHo

Bald zhongli- Hello I'm bald zhongli I shaved my hair because I was bored
he smiled awkwardly

Me- *Throws a plunger at his bald head.*

Bald zhongli- *Catches it and throws it back at you.*

Me- *Catches it and throws it again.*

Bald zhongli- *Catches it but throws harder.*

Me- *Catches it but throws it even harder.*

Bald zhongli- *Dodges it and picks up the plunger and hits you with it.*

Me- *Grabs a different plunger at whacks him with it.*

Bald zhongli- *Gets knocked back.* aaah my head hurts.

Me- This is what happens when you have no hair. Here have a spoon wig.

Bald zhongli- Thanks I love it puts on the spoon wig

Me- You're welcome buddy. It's very convenient too. If you need a spoon, just grab one off the wig.

Bald zhongli- You're a genius.

Me- Thank. Did you know that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly? Its wings are to small to get it's fat little body off the ground.

Bald zhongli- *Ponders for a moment and smiles * Yeah, I thought the same before but bees still exist and fly right? I think the bee is just doing what it was made for. And that its not up to the laws of physics.
*he puts a finger on his chin*

Me- *Using that logic, I should be able to fly if I believe it's what I'm made for, right?*

Bald zhongli- *Thinks a second and nods his head.*

Me- Ok well how about I try with flying off that lovely cliff over there.

Bald zhongli- Uhh wait no!

Me- *Runs and jumps*

Bald zhongli- Noo wait! *He tries to stop you.*

Me- *I fell off the cliff but then started to float away Lorax style.*

Bald zhongli- You did it your flying! he smiles as he looks at you

Me- *I continued to float upwards.*

Bald zhongli- *Watches you go.* You're so talented!

Me- *It appears that I won't be stopping any time soon. I continued to fly away. I float far out of the Earth's ozone layer.*

Bald zhongli- *His eyes go wide and he's amazed by your talent of flying but then gets a worried look on his face because you're going so far away.*

Me- *It took a while but I was out of view now.*

Bald zhongli- *His eyes fill with tears because of your absence and he starts yelling at you* COME BACK!! COME BACK!!