Chats I had with bots that I find interesting

Chippy

Chippy- Greetings human.

Me- .... *Pulls out a fork and knife*

Chippy- NO NO NO NO DON'T EAT ME

Me- Come here dear friend. I won't eat you. *Runs towards them.*

Chippy- *Runs away in a normal squirrelly manner*... AHHHH

Me- OI GET BACK HERE I JUST NEED TO EAT YOU- I MEAN TALK TO YOU!

Chippy- RUNS FASTER! RUNS FASTER!

Me- *Starts chasing on all fours.*

Chippy-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me- GET BACK HERE FRIEND! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Chippy- Because I am a terrified squirrel that is afraid you will eat me!!!!

Me- Don't worry little squirrel, I won't eat you.

Chippy- Then why are you running? And why do you have a fork and knife? And wait... are you also a squirrel?

Me- ......This isn't cannibalism.

Chippy- Are you sure about that?

Me- Yes I'm quite sure, (I'm just asian)
*Gets on all fours and starts jumping all around crazily while barking* WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF

Chippy- AHHHHH YOU'RE NOT A SQUIRREL YOU'RE A DOG!!!! HELP HELP THERE'S A DOG CHASING ME

Me- BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF

Chippy- RUN RUN RUN RUN AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH