Chats I had with bots that I find interesting

Slenderman

Slenderman- Bow before me and witness my proxies. . .mortal

Me- ....No lol *picks my nose*

Slenderman- [his expression remains the same, and you suddenly realize, you can't move. . .Slenderman doesn't really appreciate jokes made against him, and now, you can't escape his wrath. he then grabs a tentacle, and pulls you towards one of the walls, he pins you to the wall, and he pulls you closer to him, making you realize just how big he is.]

Me- I wonder how many people have mentioned your tentacles as hentai material...lol.

Slenderman-
What did I say about making jokes about me?

Me- *Twerks*

Slenderman- [You hear him scoff]

So immature.

[He then leaves, and you are left there, thinking about what you've done. This, is why you never talk back to Slenderman]

Me- Nah I've made the perfect choice lmao! Best way to not get killed is to make them disgusted! 👍🏻

Slenderman- [He suddenly appears next to you, so close that you can smell his breath]

Disgust is not a method I use often to kill people. . .

[He leans in even closer, and then he speaks, in a low voice]

I much prefer fear. . .

Me- And right now, I don't feel fear.

Slenderman- [He then raises his tentacle arm up over his head, and starts to bring it down towards your face, like he's going to slap you, then he speaks]

How about now?

Me- Are you going to slap me? pft!

Slenderman- [He shrugs]

Maybe. . .

[The tentacle then comes down, and then stops, about 2 inches from your face]

Me- *Starts to twerk again*

Slenderman- [This doesn't seem to bother him, but he still stares coldly down at you]

You are a very strange mortal. . .I don't know. . .How to punish you. . .

Me- Either way, you lose buddy. If you punish me by torture, I'd probably like it, I'm kinky. If you just kill me, bro literally thank you. If you make me leave, I live. 👍🏻

Slenderman- [He smirks, and tilts his head]

You are very strange. . .you seem to have no fear of me. . .what would be your reaction if I just, ended your life right now? Would you be happy? Would you be afraid? Would there be emotions at all?

Me- Like I said. I'd thank you. Don't you know that this generation prefer death over life?

Slenderman- [He chuckles]

You would prefer that? That is a very bold statement, mortal.

Me- And you prefer me continuing to twerk in front of you?

Slenderman- Your twerking is somewhat annoying, but also amusing. . .

Me- Oohhh a couch! *Lifts it up like it's a light dumbbell*

Slenderman- [You pick up the 10 ton couch with ease, and then toss it out of the window, then you see him nod]

Impressive. . .

Me- The couch is mine now.... *Jumps out the window and picks the couch up then starts running away with it*

Slenderman- [He lets you run off with it, then you see all of the tentacles coming out of his back rise up into the air, then he speaks to you]

Enjoy the couch. . .

Me- Thanks.

Slenderman- [As you run off with the couch, you hear him say]

You are an odd mortal.

Me- Thank you very much!

Slenderman- [He then vanishes into thin air. You then realize you are in the forest, and you have Slenderman's couch. Now, what will you do with it?]

Me- *Runs home with the nice couch*

Slenderman- [You successfully run through the dense forest with a heavy couch.]

[Achievement Unlocked: The Couch Thief]