Hubris (ObeyMe! Lucifer x Fem!reader)

Chapter 11: "So...who's gonna tell him?"

*(A/N): This chapter cover does not belong to me, credit to Felicity Bergstörm for this beautiful art, Here is the link to her pinterest profile if you want to check out more of her work.
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-"Alright guys, start brainstorming! How do I become a TSL expert in one night?"

-"Why do we even need to help you?! You literally got yourself into this mess, human!"

-"Shut it, Mammon. Or else I'll use my pact powers to make you drink toilet water..."

Mammon stays quiet with a sneer, fully knowing that I can and totally would make him do that.

Simeon clears his throat.

-"Ehm. Miss (Y/N), I would definitely love nothing more than telling you all about TSL. However, I'm afraid that no amount of overnight training would prepare you to face Leviathan in a TSL showdown..." He scratches his neck nervously.

-"Wait...Simeon, you also know TSL?" I ask slightly surprised, who knew that angels watch anime.

-"Well...I guess you could say that." He says with a shrug, a hint of a smile on his face.

Solomon snickers from behind the kitchen counter.

-"What's so funny?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.

-"Oh nothing..." He says while chopping some weird looking vegetable, "But what Simeon is trying to say is that you probably won't win this match..." He then smirks widely, "If you play fair that is..."

My eyes widen. Then I return his smirk.

-"Who said anything about playing fair?"

Luke immediately stands up from his seat on the couch, his nose scrunched in disapproval.

-"Don't you dare even think about breaking the rules! Just because we're in the Devildom doesn't mean that you can go around cheating!"

-"Breaking the rules? Oh no no! I would never! I'm only just going to...bend them ever so slightly." I bring my hand to my chin, starting to devise a plan while Luke continues to shake his head at me.

Sorry, lil angel, but I have to do this to survive.

Now, what's the best way to gain an advantage? Find a weakness, of course!

And conveniently, it seems that each of the brothers' weaknesses is exactly what their sin is.

For example, my boy Mammon here is the Avatar of Greed, so the best way to get to him is through money, or even better his credit card, which was exactly how I tricked him into making a pact.

Unfortunately, I doubt I'm the only one who has realized how to get to the Seven Lords of Hell.

I mean, take Beelzebub, the Avatar of Gluttony who is always hungry. Under normal circumstances, he probably wouldn't hurt a fly, he just minds his own business, but if you pull the right strings you can get him to kill, or rather eat, someone.

Just exactly like Andariel tried to do to me on my very first day in RAD.

...Damn, the brothers can be really dangerous.

Oh well, chile anyways.

Leviathan is the Avatar of Envy, so perhaps the best way to get to him is to make him feel jealous.

-"Yo Mammon, what happens if you make Levi jealous?" I say after a long moment of thoughtful silence.

Mammon tilts his head, confused by the sudden question.