Hubris (ObeyMe! Lucifer x Fem!reader)

Chapter 10: "Try not to cry when I wipe the floor with you."

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-"Leeeviiii, I need to borrow your TSL soundtrack!"

-"No."

-"Please!"

-"No."

-"PLEASE!!!"

-"No."

-"Pft. You really thought he was going to give it to you if you asked him nicely?" Mammon crosses his arms as he leans against the wall, looking at me with a bored face. "I literally told you he never lends it to anyone."

-"Shut up."

We are standing outside of Leviathan's room, trying to figure out a way to get him to give me the TSL soundtrack to use to distract Lucifer so I can sneak to the attic.

Well, it's more of me trying to figure out a way while Mammon stands there judging me.

He is probably low-key salty that I dragged him here against his will...

Oh well.

-"Ah. Look at that, it's the pair everyone has been talking about." A voice says that causes me and Mammon to turn our heads to its source.

And we are both surprised to be met with Solomon's smiling face.

-"Huh? Solomon? The hell you talking about?" Mammon questions, confusion evident on his face.

-"Well, there is this rumor going on about this human who managed to make a pact with a demon even though they have been here for only a few days."

-"Pfft. Damn, that demon must be a total idiot. Haha, what a loser!" Mammon laughs loudly causing both me and Solomon to stifle a laugh.

Dumbass.

It takes him a second to realize what Solomon meant.

-"WAIT! YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ME??" Mammon's eyes widen in realization causing me and Solomon to lose it. Mammon glares at us.

-"ANYWAYS, what are you doing here, Solomon?" I ask him.

-"I'm here because Levi invited me." Solomon states simply.

-"Levi invited YOU? To his room? Ain't no way." Mammon's eyes widen in disbelief.

-"Well, it's the truth." The sorcerer shrugs as he goes to knock at the door.

-"What's the secret phrase?" Leviathan's voice calls from the other side of the door.

-"The second lord attempted to steal the Lord of Corruption's platypus, which could lay golden eggs. Having incurred the wrath of the Lord of Corruption for this misdeed; it was ordered that the second lord would be forever dubbed the lord of Fools." Solomon recites, causing both my jaw and Mammon's to drop.

Just what in the world?!

-"You may enter." Leviathan opens the door for Solomon and shuts it immediately after Solomon enters.

-"What was that?" Mammon asks me.

-"Bro, are you asking me? I don't know!" I throw my hands up while I exclaim but then a thought hits me. "Wait, if that was the secret phrase, does that mean they just gave it away?!"

Mammon's face lights up.

-"I dunno, but it's most certainly worth a shot!" He says with a determined look on his face.

I nod and knock on the door.

-"What's the secret phrase?" Leviathan asks from inside again.

I proceed to recite exactly what Solomon said, and after I'm done a moment of silent takes place, then suddenly Leviathan calls out.